Best motorcycle... for the zombie apocalypse?

[Yo!Joe!!!]

It's finally happened. The dead rise and walk the earth. You are one of the survivors. In your ongoing struggle against the undead, your ideal motorcycle is what? And why?

I'm not worried about it..! My boss and I got this shit covered..!

 

[barlow]

If my wife loses her leg in the Zombie Apocalypse, I'm strapping a gun to her femur, and telling her to get on.

No, the other way.
No... the other way.

 

[Yo!Joe!!!]

^^^ I'd hit that..!

 

[2wetdogs]

xr 650 r , bullet proof , fast , go over bodies well.

 

[dmaxAl]

^^^ I'd hit that..!

the chick or the grenade launcher? Dude if you satisfy the latter......

 

[dkcwenge]

youd want a bike that has relatively good gas mileage right? nothing that guzzles fuel

 

[CoolBDPhenom03]

/thread

 

[Puffman]

TW200. It would be simple to maintain, it can go anywhere that dirtbikes or quads can go, great fuel mileage, quiet for sneaking around and so many custom parts out there that it can be outfitted however you need it.

Zombies cannot drive or ride so acceleration and top speed are just not that important.

Finally, it is light enough to go up easy on the bumper hitch on that Stryker.

Funny how the best Zombie Apocalypse bike is also the best RV/camping bike.

 

[Kurosaki]

RC211V

if you can't acquire one

hayabusa

 

[matt fe2o3]

The Caponord. No better bike for mindless zombies. Ask me how I know.

 

[Freeride]

KTM 990 SM!...with gun mounts, of course.

 

[Asphaultnaut]

one of these should do fine. Diesel and electronics free too.

 

[barlow]

The Caponord. No better bike for mindless zombies. Ask me how I know.

^^^ I'll bite.

 

[ScorpioVI]

It sucks up gas quick though, I'd need Safari tanks which is another $1500, no problem if I can scrounge one up in the post-apoc world. Otherwise I'd go find Roman and steal my old KLR.

 

[V4]

just get a buell or harley so the zombie will think you're one of the dead...

 

[rsrider]