Yeah... except it has the name of a stupid TV show, and he's wearing it because his girlfriend got it for him.
Any of you ever gotten a really stupid gift (especially to wear) from a girlfriend or wife? If you ever expect to get "something-something" from said girlfriend or wife, you had better be seen wearing that stupid gift.
This kid may be a mouth breather, he may be stupid enough to light his cig while pumping gas, I don't know, but he was smart enough to figure that if he ever wanted to have sex again, he better be seen wearing this vest.
In fact, now I'm starting to wonder, maybe he set the whole thing up so he doesn't ever have to wear the stupid vest again and still get his something-something. This guy could be fucking brilliant.