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Three times for me, guess I am difficult to get along with :)
 
Question... why didn't you guys "learn your lesson" the first time?

Really though, I am interested in hearing positive arguments FOR re-marrying :)

Do tell! (no, I'm not being sarcastic!)
:Popcorn
 
donnamatrix said:
Question... why didn't you guys "learn your lesson" the first time?

Really though, I am interested in hearing positive arguments FOR re-marrying :)

Do tell! (no, I'm not being sarcastic!)
:Popcorn
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To answer your question: I never believed the Term "You will know what love is when you find it"
Then I met Beth, we were both adamant about NOT getting married. We both just wanted to have fun and enjoy our lives. Turns out we both found our soul mates. All my friends who know me from after my second divorce asked me why did you get re-married after, I swore I would not. Here is my answer to them and to you "Now I know why people write love songs"!!!! :)
We still have fun everyday and I tell Beth I love her at least 3 or 4 times a day because that is the way I feel.

Life is full of false starts and dead ends. Paralysis by indecision is the probably the worst thing you can do. Make a decision to go left or right, if it is the wrong direction make another decision to TURN around. Dont sit at the junction all your life wondering what to do :) Otherwise life will pass you by!!!!!!

Just wanted to add a quote: "It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" Alfred Lord Tennyson
 
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donnamatrix said:
Question... why didn't you guys "learn your lesson" the first time?

Really though, I am interested in hearing positive arguments FOR re-marrying :)

Do tell! (no, I'm not being sarcastic!)
:Popcorn
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She wore leather pants on our first date.. that's why I remarried.. <kidding..>

I dunno.. I coasted along single for awhile after having been married for 10 years.. and never really dated seriously...lots of friends w/bennies..

I kept meeting all these shallow 'party/good time girls' w/baggage or cougars w/baggage(like the first wife) so I quit dating for about 2 years. People got baggage, specially AZ gals in their 30's..

Anyway.. fast forward awhile..

Tory pops out of the woodwork 14 years after we dated for two weeks in High school. She dumped me back then.. This was my second chance.. We courted each other for a while, long distance.. Flew back and forth.. Then one morning as she was getting ready to pack up and leave said something along the lines of.. "You can't have me unless you marry me, think about that.."

I thought about it for awhile.. Secured a ring.. Then I asked her to marry me in a very unusual way.. It was at the Oakland airport with the help of most of the passengers on my flight. :thumbup

I'm used to being married by now.. it's nice to have someone that you can kiss with garbage breath.. :laughing
 
EastBayDave said:
Sources tell me that B.P. dropped a huge wedding
ring over the well and it stopped putting out immediately
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:rofl
"You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders." —David Letterman

"Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks." —Jimmy Fallon


"This Tony Haywire guy, whatever his name is, he told the BBC on Sunday that he believes the new oil cap that they've installed will eventually capture the vast majority of oil spewing from the well. You know, if they could capture half the BS spewing from Tony Hayward, people would be thrilled." —Jay Leno

"BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that's ruining the ocean." —Jimmy Fallon
 
That brings a joke to mind.

2 guys are waiting in line to talk to St. Peter at the gates of heaven. St. Peter is talking with the first guy and asks "Were you married?". The man says that he was. St. Peter says, "Well you have suffered enough, come on into heaven."

The second guy hears this and starts jumping up and down. He says, "I was married too. Twice even.".
St. Peter looks at him and says, "Well, sorry but you are going to hell."
The second guy is a taken aback, and says, "I don't understand, you let the guy in front of me into heaven just because he was married."
St. Peter tells him, "Well he didn't know any better. You were married twice so you should have known better. You are just a glutton for punishment."
 
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