Cager rage

[Nonsequitur]

This whole damn thing happened on Grove @ Central and I had to park in this spot because my normal spots were taken.

There is a guy that parks several bikes across the way from where my bike was marked. He takes up about 2 - 3 parking spots and I don't believe anyone messes with him because he takes up so much real estate with the bikes. He is probably a barfer!

I have always wondered about those bikes and if the owner was on BARF.

 

[two wheel tramp]

TO BE ON TOPIC I THINK IT HELPS TO KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS AND BE FRIENDS WITH THEM. but maybe not, maybe it was bad/unfortunate/oblivious parking. Definitely.

Exactly this. My next door neighbor keeps his eye on my bike.

Please tell me this post was an honest misspelling.

Whether it was or not it caused my first laugh of the day.

 

[SlideSF]

So where would a horses head rate on a scale of mayhem and rage?

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd say that ripping the head off a horse and putting it on someone's bike is about a 15.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

I have always wondered about those bikes and if the owner was on BARF.

No, he's not really...

 

[vato_loco]

Park your bike at your own risk in the City. It's insane. My old Moto Guzzi was knocked over in front of the Mitchell Bros Theatre, luckily with little damage.

When you live in the City of Tolerance and Diversity and every other PC thang, there is a great amount of bottled-up hostility from all the self-regulation..

A few months back I parallel parked my cage in a spot that could fit two cars snugly, but because of a cage that was already there, my car ended up taking both spots when the first cager left. (Does that make sense?) Anyway, when I returned the next day I found a hand-scrawled note with way too many exclamation points & misspellings on my windshield. Just another crazy neighbor venting their rage. Un-fucking-believable...

 

[peniserved]

Kissed thatruck bump her; just to continue the insult riding way too slow

WOToe bout cage RAGE? You gotta be kidding me? YO! Only one brake and one throttle on my bike is I own a 'man card.'

She datshit? I threw her up against that wall, took my high line and kissed the apex to the left like she was not even dare... Scooped her yeast infection terryuckey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t7m0tzfCrA

 

[two wheel tramp]

WOToe bout cage RAGE? You gotta be kidding me? YO! Only one brake and one throttle on my bike is I own a 'man card.'

She datshit? I threw her up against that wall, took my high line and kissed the apex to the left like she was not even dare... Scooped her yeast infection terryuckey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t7m0tzfCrA

step away from the glue....

 

[peniserved]

One more time... Nothing like a stimulant will disconnect my throttle hand from the cranial bliss... Bring forward that urine test kit... Stop assuming till you have all the facts.

 

[two wheel tramp]

That made just a touch more sense Dick.

 

[Jabberwocky]

This:
http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=347566

Park it at the end of the street leave a ramp inside, and you'll always have a parking spot for your bike, safe from the terrors of teriyaki.

 

[vought]

Do they pour sauerkraut on Bimmers?

 

[mrc]

Kimchi on Hyosung, ketchup on Buell.

 

[FemmeLaMoto]

If you get that upset about someone's park job, you have problems.

 

[ride_sf]

Dude... just park it on the sidewalk, close and parallel to the curb so as to not block wheelchairs.

 

[FemmeLaMoto]

Dude... just park it on the sidewalk, close and parallel to the curb so as to not block wheelchairs.

UM....GOTFS???

 

[VicTim]

I scared someones gonna pour lube on my Kawk.

 

[two wheel tramp]

If you get that upset about someone's park job, you have problems.

This.

 

[DucatiHoney]

I always dump condiments on anyone that pisses me off. What--that's not normal?

 

[Sane_Man]

I scared someones gonna pour lube on my Kawk.

And rub it in?

 

[VicTim]

And rub it in?

Oh nooos, not that.