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Crotchless panties

Phaedrus

We'll do it live!
Joined
Aug 31, 2002
Location
San Jose, CA
Moto(s)
'66 Suzuki X6 Hustler, '68 Suzuki T500 Cobra, '72 Suzuki T500 Titan, '74 Suzuki GT550 et. all
So an older married couple's sex life has kind of stalled, and one day the wife decides to do something about it.

She goes to Fredericks of Hollywood one day while the husband is at work and gets herself some crotchless panties. That night after dinner, she undresses, and slips just the panties on. She walks up in front of her husband, puts her leg up on the arm of his chair, and says, "Hey big boy, want some of this?"

To which he replies, "Hell no! Look what it did to your underwear!"
 
:rofl

omfg, I just spat wine everywhere

fuck, it sucks getting old :cry :rofl
 
buwahahahahahahah! :wow:wow:wow

Older wimmenz, older men - we can have fun!:laughing:laughing
 
lol For some reason I thought this was going to be an advice thread.
 
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