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encased in helmet, my hair smells so good

mongrel

mongrel

shoplifting at thrifty
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in your head
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horse w/no
i've posted way too many times today, so this is gonna be the absolutely last one. and i apologize, cuz it's so random, and weird.

just bought a new hair product yesterday, sebastian potion no. 9. $33 for a little bottle, absolutely decadent, smells so incredible. i mean, seriously, you cannot get over how good this stuff smells. and so the stuff is in my hair, and when i put my helmet on this morning... the entire ride to work, inside the helmet, that was all i could smell, the dionysian hair product, and no smell of exhaust, which is what i usually smell. just that nose-orgasmic scent.

and i thought: wow, cool. i was grooving on it the entire way to work.

so i'm leaving for home now, and i cannot wait to put my motorcycle helmet on. this is so friggin' weird.
 
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sometimes i'll light an aromatheraphy candle in my helmet while wearing it. Usually after i smoke in it...
 
fawking damnit.... i just read ur post about boots...

well fawk me right.... sorry lol
 
1sicv8 said:
well is the OP a female? with the avatar i assumed it was a guy...
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The avatar is saying that the OP is a chick magnet. What made you think that that means that the OP has to be male? :rofl


Just read your subsequent posts above and below :thumbup

Don't worry, you don't look like a dick...You just made the mistake/assumption that (too) many make. No worries, though, I don't think... :)
 
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aperture8 said:
The avatar is saying that the OP is a chick magnet. What made you think that that means that the OP has to be a male? :rofl
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lol true, this is the BAY AREA rider forum lol... i assumed and now i look like a dick... oops :twofinger
 
no, you just made me laugh. =)

i'm just dissapointed that no one here wants to talk about how good my hair smells. or that no one but karbon managed to tread the weird route as i.

gods, i have to stop typing. i have my gear on and this helmet is begging me to put it on. (deep inhale)
 
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I put shaving cream on my visor because I heard it's good for anti fog. My helmet smelled like fresh baby.:thumbup
 
mongrel said:
i'm just dissapointed that no one here wants to talk about how good my hair smells. or that no one but karbon managed to tread the weird route as i.

gods, i have to stop typing. i have my gear on and this helmet is begging me to put it on. (deep inhale)
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Lemme 'splain this to you. There are plenty of :leghump'ers here who would love to talk to you about how good your hair smells. Preferably, while encased in a curtain of it. :teeth

-jim
 
Psychochik said:
IBTKS :banana
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:laughing ahaha thats new T!!!

and all i gotta say is...how the eff do women's hair ALWAYS smell good....?!?!?


*sigh*...the hawtness....:p
 
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