Epic BARF Thread

[2legs2wheels]

And you'd be wrong. Haven't been around much the last couple years, huh?

as I said, retired pw passing on the baton to the "younger" barfers
the last thing I used to do before going to bed was barf....fond memories (really?)

 

[RickyHayden]

IBtisthreadgetsmergedintothepostwhoringthreadandtheonlyepicthreadyouhaddisappears

 

[PYRO]

I've started a few threads on BARF in hope of getting a lot of response. I have to admit, most threads I've started have been metiocre at best.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Peanuts strips.

Lucy walks up to Charlie, and says " Charlie Brown, you know I really like you, but, really, you're kinda mediocre"

Charlie says "well thank you. As long as I'm above average."

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/mediocre

 

[PYRO]

Threaten to stab someone in the neck, then get butthurt when you get called out. Then call someone a fuckface.

Hilarity ensues.

Did you think of this sequence of events all by yourself?



Brilliant!

 

[PYRO]

*Crickets*








*Crickets*








*Crickets*

What, did you just watch "The Buddy Holly Story" also?

 

[PYRO]

Sorry but waving gets old fast.

I disagree, asshat


Better?

I agree Jim on this. (I wave to almost everyone, but I keep my window open and my left hand down low, so Becky won't know)

What really amuses me, is that I get more return waves from trucker than from Harley riders.

Maybe they are afraid if they take one hand of the bars, they will crash?

Or, it might make it hard to maintain that "Harley scowl"?

 

[PYRO]

You should get an awesome hat that gets you laid all the time, then make a thread about it. Worked like a charm for me.

Why would I make a thread about it? Then everyone will show up with the same hat as I have, and I'll be SOL.

 

[PYRO]

Well, one of us mods could prune down the PostWhore thread at one of your posts--so the start-point would be your post. That way it'll look like you have a four-gazillion page thread. Now, I'm not saying that I'll do it, but I am saying that a nice bottle of Scotch might get me to thinkin' about doin' it. Either way I end up with a nice bottle of Scotch, and really, isn't that what's important?

Note to self:

Remember to pick up a REALLY nice bottle of Scotch, gift wrap it, and take to the holloween party in the city.

 

[PYRO]

You realize that by posting your response your just helping perpetuate that witch you dislike.

I never met a witch I didn't like.

Now, a bitch, well, that a horse of a different color.

Mods, please don't be mad at me for all these seperate posts.

I'm just trying to help.


And, I just started reading this "epic thread"

 

[PYRO]

Sometimes when I try to get rid of ants, I pour honey on them. It only brings more ants.

You have to rembember to premix the honey. then, when even more ants show up, pull out the lighter, and poof, baked ants! delicious.

 

[PYRO]

Why is it that Halloween = "pick whatever occupation or trade that you are not and make it sleazy" for women? I don't get that.

Funny, but I have no problem at all with women making anything sleazy. Are you a member of the "fun police", or somehting?

 

[gixxerjoeca]

I agree Jim on this. (I wave to almost everyone, but I keep my window open and my left hand down low, so Becky won't know)

What really amuses me, is that I get more return waves from trucker than from Harley riders.

Maybe they are afraid if they take one hand of the bars, they will crash?

Or, it might make it hard to maintain that "Harley scowl"?

Why would I make a thread about it? Then everyone will show up with the same hat as I have, and I'll be SOL.

Note to self:

Remember to pick up a REALLY nice bottle of Scotch, gift wrap it, and take to the holloween party in the city.

I never met a witch I didn't like.

Now, a bitch, well, that a horse of a different color.

Mods, please don't be mad at me for all these seperate posts.

I'm just trying to help.


And, I just started reading this "epic thread"

You have to rembember to premix the honey. then, when even more ants show up, pull out the lighter, and poof, baked ants! delicious.

Funny, but I have no problem at all with women making anything sleazy. Are you a member of the "fun police", or somehting?

Multi Quotes, how do they work?

IBTPWM

 

[PYRO]

I don't know, maybe I'm just a post whore?

What is a post whore anyway? Am I a post whore?

A post whore is one who makes as many posts as the can so they can increase their post count. They are the reason post counts are no longer in you info, you have to look at stats to see. it.

And, yes, you appear to be a post whore.

However, I would adamantly deny that I am one of those evil creatures!

 

[PYRO]

Mods, please don't be mad at me for all these seperate posts.

I'm just trying to help.

Multi Quotes, how do they work?

IBTPWM

Multi Quotes? There are muti quotes available? What is "Multi Qoutes"

Besides, if I see a post, think of an "epic" response, then hit the Multi quote, by the time I get to the end and get ready to post, I forgot what I was going to say to all those quotes.

There is a method behind my madness.

 

[2legs2wheels]

A post whore is one who makes as many posts as the can so they can increase their thread count. They are the reason post counts are no longer in you info, you have to look at stats to see. it.

And, yes, you appear to be a post whore.

However, I would adamantly deny that I am one of those evil creatures!

+1

(another postwhore tool)

 

[VicTim]

Sometimes when I try to get rid of ants, I pour honey on them. It only brings more ants.

You should try using Ducati Honey, she doesn't draw any ants but attracts a perverted uncle or two.

 

[VicTim]

Why would I make a thread about it? Then everyone will show up with the same hat as I have, and I'll be SOL.

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Note to self:

Remember to pick up a REALLY nice bottle of Scotch, gift wrap it, and take to the holloween party in the city.

this

I never met a witch I didn't like.

Now, a bitch, well, that a horse of a different color.

Mods, please don't be mad at me for all these seperate posts.

I'm just trying to help.


And, I just started reading this "epic thread"

How you multiquote?

 

[PYRO]

Is

this

How you multiquote?

Why you mutiquote? I just make separate posts, until some mod yells at me.

+1

 

[VicTim]

Why you mutiquote? I just make seperate posts, until some mod yells at me.

+1

I don't think they care until you have at leaste 10,000 posts. At that time you should have learned to mutiquote. I think your ok on this you have almost 9,000 posts to go. Feel free to use this thread to make your goals. You should be able to do it by sundown.

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

Mods, please don't be mad at me for all these seperate posts.

I'm just trying to help.


Multi Quotes? There are muti quotes available? What is "Multi Qoutes"

Besides, if I see a post, think of an "epic" response, then hit the Multi quote, by the time I get to the end and get ready to post, I forgot what I was going to say to all those quotes.

There is a method behind my madness.

Uhm... take notes? Maybe get some practice before the CRS gets worse? Just here to help!

Why you mutiquote? I just make separate posts, until some mod yells at me.

+1