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exam prayer

sv2007

sv2007

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When you get your tests back do you say a prayer ?

Well, I do. I know it is "after the fact", but hey, if God is omnipotent, what's a little bit timing difference right ?

What is / was your exam prayer ?
 
kevin 714 said:
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I dont pray for tests, I learn the material
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I always prayed before getting my exams back in college.

Of course, if I had learned the stuff then I don't pray, but I only learn it just before the final exams generally :(

Nothing like when you decide to attend class one day but can't remember where it is being held. Ah, the wonderful college days.
 
Nobody prays ?

my prayer was something like: "God, gods, budha, allah, past and future gods , if you truely exist, please give me an A on this exam. If you do not give me an A , then you suck."
 
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you! "
 
When I was in middle school, I had a teacher that had a little statue of Ganesh. She would playfully suggest we pray to Ganesh if we wanted to do well on our test.

But I'm with Kevin. Don't pray, spend the time studying more.
 
I only pray before a rectal exam "Oh god...."
 
sv2007 said:
I always prayed before getting my exams back in college.

Of course, if I had learned the stuff then I don't pray, but I only learn it just before the final exams generally :(

Nothing like when you decide to attend class one day but can't remember where it is being held. Ah, the wonderful college days.
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I never prayed, only offered sacrifice and never before or after an exam. My gods would have scoffed at such things.
 
I never prayed for junk like this. I really think I'd be one of the few atheists in a foxhole.
I did well by studying, cheating, or writing some long winded bs excuse email to the teacher.

side note. A few months ago I randomly ran into one of my college teachers. He kinda remembered me. We started joking about life an work and I told him I was one of the assholes who sent him emails begging after flunking tests.
He said he kept a file for those emails and printed out the best ones to pass around....he'd check if I made the best of the bunch.
 
You want to get rid of prayer in school..... get rid of tests!
 
I used to get drunk before the results from finals came in. Not sure if that is the same.
 
In my stellar astronomy class I finished my final quite early, and when I turned it in my prof got all pissed because I clearly answered C for the final 20 questions. He asked why I didn't do it and what was going on, I said because I knew I got the other 180 right and got an A. So no need to waste my time any longer lol

Plus I was racing this little Asian girl in tests all year, we went back and forth. I thought I got the last laugh, she went on to work for NASA searching the asteroid belt for objects with orbiting bodies, I guess she won lol
 
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