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Farting - when is it accepted?

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I figure its a natural function of the human body to expel bad karma, so it should be acceptable by civilized society :cool

Hey it beats the rest of the bullshot posts :teeth
 
The most important thing I learned in nursing school was this:
If you don't eliminate, you die.
 
I hate having to run out of the room to fart!!

Mine are sooo loud!!
 
Farting during sex is lame. Queefing is totally acceptable. It happen. Other than that, I think farting is hilarious. It's amazing the silly things that our mammalian bodies can do!

What this board needs more of are fart threads!
 
Public farting is appreciated and will be graded so frickin don't listen to those who tell you otherwise. Could be fun to sit back and watch them splode.
Had an aunt who would go victorian on the subject of farts. I conjured up one of those 5 second masterpieces with crescendo finish once for her then held the door shut on her puritan ass. You know, one of those garlic/sulfur gems.
The old bag turned green.
 
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I didn't used to mind so much...but now I'm like a freakin' factory or something.

Maybe I can get money from Obama for this?
 
frozenduc said:
Public farting is appreciated and will be graded so frickin don't listen to those who tell you otherwise. Could be fun to sit back and watch them splode.
Had an aunt who would go victorian on the subject of farts. I conjured up one of those 5 second masterpieces with crescendo finish once for her then held the door shut on her puritan ass. You know, one of those garlic/sulfur gems.
The old bag turned green.
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:rofl

Want to have some fun, walk down the meat section at a grocery store letting out a slow moving, no volume, low hanging trail of fermented perfection. Then turn and wait for people to walk into and past it. :teeth

Which makes me ask a question, Why are the Farters Immune from their own noxious gases? makes ya wonder

Hey it is the meat department, you can simply say, wow, must be some bad Beef in there :nerd
 
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