You guys are all wrong regarding helmet on/off. If you're getting into a fight you have to do it like this. Remove helmet, place on ground very slowly. Then remove shoes...slowly move them next to the helmet, neatly. Remove shirt, fold shirt, place atop helmet. Remove pants, neatly fold pants, place atop the rest.
Repeat this until fully nude, look the guy in the eye and say "ok, I'm ready. Let's do this." NOBODY wants to fight a naked guy. And if you're like me, you might get lucky aftwerwards. Chicks love the hairy skeleton look.