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for all the geniuses on teh barf, if you were stranded on an island, which power tool would you want

magnifying glass

also power tools - require power

on a remote island... power?
 
24 volt solar rechargeable variable density multi chromatic infra red capable magnifying glass w/holo screen saver of Pamela Anderson doing Tommy Lee.

and a sawzall w/a flint recip blade for starting fires and LCD stroke per second dildometer readout, also 24 volt solar. just in time for christmas.
 
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Power tool? None.

Solar-powered transmitting radio? Sure.

An axe, a few bags of coal, some steel and a hammer would be nice too.
 
Power tool? None.

Solar-powered transmitting radio? Sure.

An axe, a few bags of coal, some steel and a hammer would be nice too.

coal runs out..a blanket wouldn't be a bad idea. a solar rechargeable heated blanket.
theres nothing to cook and eat there..it's deserted.
 
saltwater/solar hybrid distress beacon w/gps beaming. and Lily, while you wait..
 
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tool?

rush limbaugh.

i'd torture him leading to a slow painful death, then feast on his pickled liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Rush never visits a tropical island without a bottle or two of viagra. Don't bend over.
 
tool?

rush limbaugh.

i'd torture him leading to a slow painful death, then feast on his pickled liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

You could build a hotel powered with RLs hot air..
 
Not enough details provided, how would I power said tool?

More importantly...

[youtube]V5bYDhZBFLA[/youtube]

Is it just me or is the chick with the drill drilling in reverse?
 
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Not enough details provided, how would I power said tool?

More importantly...

[youtube]V5bYDhZBFLA[/youtube]

Is it just me or is the chick with the drill drilling in reverse?

yeah..she was pulling out. roll with it:laughing
 
I think I'll say combine harvester. I could live in the cab and there's plenty of metal, wires and blades to scavenge for tools. I assume the real question was, which power tool would be least useless if you had no power because you're on a deserted island.
 
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