TheRobSJ
May lose 10mm sockets if distracted
Might steal that one from you. That’s good.
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Funniest thing seen on resumes?
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Might steal that one from you. That’s good.
I submitted an application for a car sales job with one of my special skills being "cooking minute noodles in 58 seconds" haha.
NorCalAthlete
O_o
Had this as my LinkedIn summary for a bit when I got fed up with underwhelming recruiter spam.
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I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for unpaid side projects, I can tell you I don’t have much. But what I do have are a very particular and diverse set of skills, skills I have acquired through years working in high stress environments and earning multiple college degrees. Skills that make me of great benefit to companies like yours. If you hire me now, that’ll be the start of something great. I will not fail you, I will not pursue other companies’ offers. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will gain employment in your company.
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I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for unpaid side projects, I can tell you I don’t have much. But what I do have are a very particular and diverse set of skills, skills I have acquired through years working in high stress environments and earning multiple college degrees. Skills that make me of great benefit to companies like yours. If you hire me now, that’ll be the start of something great. I will not fail you, I will not pursue other companies’ offers. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will gain employment in your company.
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