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Funny Sounding Names

bahahahahaha!~!!! :cry :laughing

went to school with a girl named Cozy Lake. pretty mild compared to some you guys! but then there was Bernard. Which is also mild but then he became she, just didn't change names. not even for the yearbook :p
 
Graffe said:
Aquaintence went to school with a "Richard Drips".
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Along the same lines, there used to be a Nascar driver named Dick Trickle.
 
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some guy who was suffering from premature ejaculation... his name was Justin!
 
My pop tells a story about some twins he went to school with. Cookie and Cracker Crumb.
My mom used to teach at a reform school in So. Cal. and had a black student named Percy Titsworth. Now that is harsh!

Lonster
 
Bad Dad said:
guy in my school was Rusty Nail.
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Weird, I also went to school with a guy called Rusty Nail! I wonder if it was the same person.

I guess my school must have had a lot of inventive parents -- we also had the Catt brothers, Tom and Bob, as well as Venus Kaminsky, McSherry Graham, and Pierce Rumpf.

A friend of mine went to college with a girl named Marjorie Fuckle.

The phone book in the town where I grew up listed a Tony Outhouse and a Christian Finger.
 
I went to high school with Hai Cho and Wei Cho. Also had a friend name Coung Ho and his sister name was Mai Ho.:laughing
 
ro-monster said:
Weird, I also went to school with a guy called Rusty Nail! I wonder if it was the same person.

I guess my school must have had a lot of inventive parents -- we also had the Catt brothers, Tom and Bob, as well as Venus Kaminsky, McSherry Graham, and Pierce Rumpf.

A friend of mine went to college with a girl named Marjorie Fuckle.

The phone book in the town where I grew up listed a Tony Outhouse and a Christian Finger.
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Some of those are way too scary to have been made up!!

Did you read the phone book for fun?
The cast is great, but the plot is a bit weak, no?

Was it a small town you grew up in :laughing
 
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My last name is Mungas. So in a few years you may run into my son Dikso Hue and his brother Anthony Fungus Adam.

There's also Craven Moorehead, Dick Gozina, and I'd like to introduce you to my Grandma Coke
 
mokokaikala said:
My last name is Mungas. So in a few years you may run into my son Dikso Hue and his brother Anthony Fungus Adam.

There's also Craven Moorehead, Dick Gozina, and I'd like to introduce you to my Grandma Coke
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Yessss, another RF rider. Soon, we shall build a MIGHTY army and rule the world through our off-kilter styling and reasonable yet agile ergonomics!

Oh, what was the subject again?

Okay, since we're to the made-up portion of the thread, you can't forget Phil McCrakin, and his buddy Phillip McKrevis. Nor their old college buddies, Lance Goodthrust, Ivan Pietor Freely, or that kooky half-Mexican, half-Chinese fraternity brother of theirs, Juan Hung-Lo.
 
Thump said:
Some of those are way too scary to have been made up!!

Did you read the phone book for fun?
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I didn't make 'em up, I swear. And yes, I'm afraid I did read the phone book for fun, the dictionary too. I was a weird little kid. Now I'm just a weird big kid. ;)

Thump said:
Was it a small town you grew up in :laughing
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I dunno, is Denver a small town?
 
When I was in HS, I had a job where my boss' name was Stephen Weiner. For some reason he found it amusing to have a son named Harold. Harry didn't find it as amusing until later in life. :teeth
 
I know a guy with the last name Deeter. That's pretty funny! :twofinger


And Ro, don't let them get ya down. All the good people in life spent hours going throught the phone book and dictionary. :thumbup
 
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