Get off the f*cking sidewalk!! LOLZ!!!!

[Ironbutt]

Yeah, I didn't quite hear it, but I think it was "Die".

Bravo Bravo.. Good story..


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[antipathy]

You really know how to pull in the winners, George.

 

[Whodat]

Funny story

I had an obnoxious fuck start screaming at me when I split to the front for a traffic light. So I laid on my horn until the light changed....



Turns out an air horn is waaay louder than a cager can scream rofl.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

Maybe she was a BARF 'member' and she wanted to message you about it later, how unkool it is for motorcyclists to be on the sidewalk!

 

[Dandelion]

classic

 

[racerXgirl]

I wish I coulda been there to see that George!

 

[pSykopSoMaTiK]

What a bitch!!

I think you gave her too much credit to give her so much attention.

 

[DaineseDan]

Looks like mom walked out of the home again. Gotta put a collar on her.

 

[Valgar]

I've never gotten any flack for being on the sidewalk, esp. in SF.

I have a few times.

Usually it is right after I jumped the curb ONTO the sidewalk, and blow past a few pedestrians on my way to jumping off onto the cross street.

They usually say something like "YOU CAN'T RIDE HERE!" or "YOU ASSHOLE!"

My response is less varied than theirs..

"FUCK YOU!"

 

[4tuneit1]

San Franfreako never fails to provide a laugh

 

[highonF4i]

So I screamed back at her, "You're a real fucking bitch, aren't you?"

Yes I love the ability to end these sorts of conversations by stabbing the throttle into a 90 decibel BRRAAAAAP of my high mount. It's like "UM WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU" and you're gone.

 

[GiorgioFurioso]

As suggested by the DML folks, I give you this for your consideration:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mis/502192005.html

 

[stan23]

sweet.. we were all quoted. Voted best of.

 

[clutchslip]

Good story telling.

I can see "Get off the fucking sidewalk", becoming a catch phrase. We need to spread it around.

He cut me off going into T5 at Thunderhill, so I screamed, "Get off the fucking sidewalk."

 

[nadrojp]

you should have replied " GET OFF THE FUCKING PROZAC!!! "

 

[Z3n]

Good story telling.

I can see "Get off the fucking sidewalk", becoming a catch phrase. We need to spread it around.

He cut me off going into T5 at Thunderhill, so I screamed, "Get off the fucking sidewalk."

GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!


am i doing it rite?

 

[Toe]

Ok, I might hit it if I was really really drunk and feeling really shitty. And had some Viagra. And she let me PIITB. Actually, under those circumstances, I would have DEFINITELY hit it.

 

[mototireguy]

Lots of the SF street people are just lonely and happy to find someone to talk to.

So you guys enjoyed a conversation about getting the fuck off of the sidewalk and bitches.

 

[clutchslip]

GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!


am i doing it rite?

Ya close, biotch. But it's more like: "Get off the FUCKING sidewalk"

 

[stan23]

To everyone on this thread:

GOTfs!