Don't forget about people who soak tampons in vodka and then hide them in their asses.
uhhh. does vodka butt tampons get you drunk?
Don't forget about people who soak tampons in vodka and then hide them in their asses.
uhhh. does vodka butt tampons get you drunk?
uhhh. does vodka butt tampons get you drunk?
Don't forget about people who soak tampons in vodka and then hide them in their asses.

Does that make the breath test a pain in the ass or what???
"Keep farting until I say stop!"
"and, just keep the straw.....""and, just keep the straw....."
Ya haven't lived until you've arrested a guy with a tampon string hanging out his ass.

It was a great case, tied up with a bow.
The logic isn't even close to the same. How would a cop know someone is going to speed before they speed?
Of course the logic is the same. Sometimes you see cops parked on the side of the road prominently in view to discurage speeders, slow down traffic. And sometimes they hide so they can give out tickets.
I bet that far more good could be done by having all the personnel involved in a DUI checkpoint actually out patrolling and catching drunk drivers. At the checkpoint that the OP referenced not one DUI was given on a _Saturday night_.
Yup. One of the fastest ways to get anything into the bloodstream is through the poop chute. Many blood vessels to absorb your drug of choice.
Any alky up the butt gets you drunk. It's far more dangerous than consuming it orally as well.
And if they lose the car, the driver crashes and kills someone, then the dept is held liable for letting him get behind the wheel knowing he was too drunk to drive?
The goal isn't catching drunk drivers. The goal is keeping drunk drivers off the road. That's why checkpoints are as much an public awareness and deterrent as they are an enforcement action.
Then stop them the moment they turn on the car.
You really think a pre-announced DUI checkpoint deters ANYONE from drinking and driving? Hell, being arrested MULTIPLE TIMES doesn't even deter some people from drinking and driving. I think visibly camping outside of bars/restaurants would deter at least a few from trying it. More than hoping a couple will be stupid enough to stumble into one of the checkpoints.
Sometimes, but you have to remember, we advertise where and when the checkpoint will be held. Only the truly drunk will pull in OR the drunk who thinks they can slip one by us.
I think visibly camping outside of bars/restaurants would deter at least a few from trying it.
Then stop them the moment they turn on the car.
You really think a pre-announced DUI checkpoint deters ANYONE from drinking and driving?