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I've Got a Pain In My Gut.

More specifics needed. My first guess is diverticulosis, where ya get an inflamed little pocket in yer intestine. Not chronic, like diverticulitis, which can get pretty bad. I had it once. It was like a really bad gas pain that had no, uh, exit and it lasted for days (like when you are flying and your guts start to ache, and the only relief is when you land). In me, it was lower left from my bellybutton, about three or four inches down.
 
Blankpage said:
Thats actually what it is. I feel like sticking a pen in my gut to let the air out.
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CamelBak, cut the bite tip so it is always open, then feed the tube up your ass until it hits the pocket. You'll know you are there when the bag inflates.

Done and done.

This post brought to you by costco knock-off nyquil.
 
Bay Arean said:
More specifics needed. My first guess is diverticulosis, where ya get an inflamed little pocket in yer intestine. Not chronic, like diverticulitis, which can get pretty bad. I had it once. It was like a really bad gas pain that had no, uh, exit and it lasted for days (like when you are flying and your guts start to ache, and the only relief is when you land). In me, it was lower left from my bellybutton, about three or four inches down.
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Blankpage said:
Thats actually what it is. I feel like sticking a pen in my gut to let the air out.
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:laughing

You owe him a few bucks for the diagnosis, man.
 
Did you TIITB recently? Could be a butt baby
 
you need to poop, stop eating cheese and poop
 
jt2 said:
Are you suggesting that he is in the habit of consuming excrement along with coagulated milk protien, or did you forget a comma?
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damn grammer nazis ! :afm199

(I couldn't afford that last comma)
 
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