Kangoo Jump Shoes: Anyone tried them?

[GiorgioFurioso]

They look like they could be really sweet, or really embarrassing!

 

[Godsdarling]

Well it might help ya get into that second story window...

 

[auntiebling]

rollerbladers make fun of jump shoe wearers

 

[Bay Arean]

Cool. Another way to end up in the ER!!!!

Sorry to be naive, but what are the springs for!?

 

[GiorgioFurioso]

rollerbladers make fun of jump shoe wearers

When even a Mime makes fun of Rollerbladers, it does not bode well for jump shoe wearers.

 

[MikeyRocks]

For shits and giggles...

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Please excuse the shitty editing. Whoever put this video together shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a computer.

 

[auntiebling]

hahaha
i really don't know, but i see those things and wonder how long i'd be in physical therapy after ankle reconstruction. seriously, i think lawn darts are probably less dangerous

 

[auntiebling]

i just had an awesome idea:

kangaroo jump shoe pub crawl

 

[Bay Arean]

Okay, watched the video. They are as ghey as fruitboots. But they make ya taller so at least you can have that somewhat vicarious experience if you've always been short.

Editing in: actually, no gays wanna look that dorky.

 

[MikeyRocks]

But but but... Kim Kardashian tried them! They MUST be cool...

 

[}Dragon{]

Cool. Another way to end up in the ER!!!!

Sorry to be naive, but what are the springs for!?

So white peeps can finally play hoops!

 

[RightCoastBias]

They look like the segway of shoes. Maybe get some devil sticks to go and do a show out in front of the Ferry Building.

 

[V4]

How can u drive wearing that?

 

[SteelerFanatic]

What does it matter? You are on the wrong side of the road anyway

 

[Caddywumpus]

But but but... Kim Kardashian tried them! They MUST be cool...

Best assassination attempt eVAR!

 

[auntiebling]

can you imagine how stout that sports bra has to be to keep them things in place?

also, if she hit the wrong bounce frequency i bet she'd boob-nock herself out.

 

[Panamahaha]

Does it help you jump over border fences in a single bound?

 

[Eldritch]

What you want is THIS:

http://www.air-trekkers.com/

 

[Lex Talionis]

hahaha
i really don't know, but i see those things and wonder how long i'd be in physical therapy after ankle reconstruction. seriously, i think lawn darts are probably less dangerous

My ex-wife hit me in the chest with a Lawn Jart - BEFORE we got married! I was kinda shocked...

Lex

 

[Panamahaha]

My ex-wife hit me in the chest with a Lawn Jart - BEFORE we got married! I was kinda shocked...

Lex

Sounds like a Bon Jovi song.