Karma is a B%tch!!!

[Rambeezi]

That's weirder than the whole rest of the thread combined.

Depends on the how frozen the ice cream is. Most of the time when you buy ice cream from the store and try to eat it right away it is frozen like a rock!! Use to do the 'dip the spoon' in warm water but eating with a fork works best in this situation!

 

[Abyss]

Ya'll realize that Karma affects you in the next life and not this one.

So I can be a total asshole consequence-free for the remainder of my natural life? I'll start today!

 

[BURNROPE]

Go fer it!

 

[fawndog]

Now you know what a Flip MIL feels like.

 

[Hooli]

He's from Manilla.

Last week we (our work group of 10 guys) were talking and he started saying that "Asians Don't Commit Crimes and that they are never any Homeless Asians".

Tell him he's a Pacific Islander and so that statement doesn't apply to him.

 

[Marcoose]

Ed, is this the same guy that always asks you if you really have an engineering degree? Or you're just real lucky to be surrounded by two asshats?

Now, watch the team-spirit defenders pile up on you because you weren't looking after your associate.

 

[bojangle]

I'm traveling for work right now. I started off the week traveling with a coworker. We had to visit the same facilty, so we took the same flight and I got the rental car, and we stayed at the same hotel.

Let me just give you a little backstory on this guy- He's an ASS!!!

We get along fine. We work in the same group. The problem is that when we 1st started to work together, 6 years ago, I gave him (along with many other Engineers) a training class on the subjects of; Radiation Safety, Dosimetry, Calibration, and Radiation Absorption, etc..

After the class, this moron pulls me aside and says; "Are you just making this up? How do you know all this stuff? You guys don't tend to know this kind of stuff"............ (He's from Manilla).

So, that little 'talk' has always skewed my view of him, not to mention many years of hearing unbelievable tales from this guy, let me just share a couple- last year he let his 7 y/o Son go trick or treating with a real gun!!!

He thought it was cute. This was right after the boy in Santa Rosa was shot by the SRPD. So, suffice to say he is a moron.

Another story, he was describing seeing a lot of birds near Lake Elizibeth and he wondered why they are always there. I started to explain to him that they are Canada Geese who have become lazy and do not migrate anymore. He then asked (in front of a large group of people); "Can those birds fly"?

Last week we (our work group of 10 guys) were talking and he started saying that "Asians Don't Commit Crimes and that they are never any Homeless Asians".

I had had enough and told him how ignorant and prejiduced his statements were. He got really offended and I asked him; "which of the two big words offened you the most"?

Anyway, so we are on this trip together and he's trying to micromanage everything I do. "Get this car, not that car, park over here, don't stop at the store, etc, etc". You can tell that he bullies his Family and Wife a lot. OHHH, and he's a CHRISTIAN!!!

Well, I have been getting REALLY sick of his crap.

Guess what, he got drunk the other night and was MIA the next day!!! The plant manager was pissed. He got sent home yesterday- after he finally showed up. I drove him to the airport last night.

It could not have happened to a nicer guy.

Good for him! Couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow. Did you give him a good smart ass remark as you dropped him off at the airport?

 

[sanjuro]

One of my white friends is really racist, and his point is that the Vietnamese never commit crimes (his wife is Vietnamese).

I told him, "I work in San Jose. I hear about Southeast Asian crimes all the time!"

Two suspects are being sought in a New Year’s Day slaying outside an East San Jose bar, the city’s first homicide this year, police said Friday.

Sai Hoang Le, 19, and Nam Huynh, 18, both of San Jose, are wanted in connection with a shooting that killed Alexander Thach Nguyen, 22, of San Jose and injured a second person, police said.

http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Two-sought-in-San-Jose-s-first-slaying-of-2015-6005092.php

 

[carries an axe]

Aw man, I must have been a real asshole.

You asshole

 

[lefty]

Tell him he's a Pacific Islander and so that statement doesn't apply to him.

I may accidentally call him that and see what happens.

Ed, is this the same guy that always asks you if you really have an engineering degree? Or you're just real lucky to be surrounded by two asshats?

Now, watch the team-spirit defenders pile up on you because you weren't looking after your associate.

No. Not at all. Every one has the same opinion of this guy.

Good for him! Couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow. Did you give him a good smart ass remark as you dropped him off at the airport?

Nope. I was as nice as pie. Actually, I was very quiet the entire time. I wanted him to stew in his own thoughts.
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[Melissa]

holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Lefty-I imagine that this dude is suffering and my hope is that you are not.

Love,
Melissa

 

[Lunch Box]

Wow, this guy sounds like a tool. Good on you fr not rubbing it in too much on the way to the airport. My mouth would likely have caused some trouble.