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Kitty with her Kat

ucb said:
I just don't get why some girls, post, and make it a point, that they in fact possess boobs and a vagina
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I guess I missed that part of the video. :p


Welcome Kitty. I recommend posting links of "very robust and mature" nekkid ladies when they ask for photos of you. Make sure you tell the boys that you like to ride about 10 mph below the speed limit always and you're thinking of upgrading to a Harley soon. Mention that your brother's getting out of prison in a week or two and that you absolutely love your 16 cats. It never hurts to say that you are looking for a long-term relationship solely for the purpose of having at least three or four little ones right away. A few of those kinds of responses and you'll be left alone to enjoy BARF in peace and quiet. :thumbup
 
Honey... How U doin!? ;)

Kitty... the video is removed but when DUC916 starts posting... ahhh. good times.
 
Rob said:
Honey... How U doin!? ;)
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Just been real busy polishing the chrome on the FXSTC Softail over here. Mmmm yeah. All six of my male cats just keep sprayin' on the darn thing. I was out on one of my little cruises doin' a mad-crazy 45 mph on I-80 and I kept smelling cat-pee, even through my face-bandana! Guess I'm gonna hafta get a full-faced helmet to keep out the odor, but then it won't go with my leather halter-top. That's OK...I've got a bit too much muffin top on my 57 year old tummy to really wear it anymore. tee hee!

See, Kitty, that's how it's done. :p

Rob said:
Kitty... the video is removed but when DUC916 starts posting... ahhh. good times.
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You ain't lyin'. Even I got in on that one. He was just too easy. Pfffft...rippin' up on the freeway. :rolleyes I'd put on a pair of Depends, tell my mom I loved her one last time, and then take that thing out on the track and a little raise hell for half a lap. :laughing
 
DucatiHoney said:
Just been real busy polishing the chrome.... Mmmm yeah.... I kept smelling cat-pee... leather halter-top...That's OK...I've got ... muffin on my ...year old tummy ... wear it... tee hee!

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Even I got in on that one... he was just too easy. Pfffft.. I'd put on a pair ... and then take that thing out ... and... raise ... half a lap. :laughing
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I read what I want... :laughing
 
DucatiHoney said:
Just been real busy polishing the chrome on the FXSTC Softail over here. Mmmm yeah. All six of my male cats just keep sprayin' on the darn thing. I was out on one of my little cruises doin' a mad-crazy 45 mph on I-80 and I kept smelling cat-pee, even through my face-bandana! Guess I'm gonna hafta get a full-faced helmet to keep out the odor, but then it won't go with my leather halter-top. That's OK...I've got a bit too much muffin top on my 57 year old tummy to really wear it anymore. tee hee!
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Heather, you're so fucking hot it makes my teeth hurt.
 
You guys are all turds and I hate you. :twofinger

Kitty, again, welcome, but I'm outta here. The "men," and I use that term according to its most liberal interpretation when referring to the mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers around here, are bound and determined to make fun of me tonight. We all get it...consider yourself just one of the gals now. :cry :laughing
 
:Popcorn Anyone have beer, im making popcorn? Im just going to kick back and watch how this thread unfolds.... this should be a good one! Kitty hold your own. (subscribed)
 
DucatiHoney said:
Just been real busy polishing the chrome on the FXSTC Softail over here. Mmmm yeah. All six of my male cats just keep sprayin' on the darn thing. I was out on one of my little cruises doin' a mad-crazy 45 mph on I-80 and I kept smelling cat-pee, even through my face-bandana! Guess I'm gonna hafta get a full-faced helmet to keep out the odor, but then it won't go with my leather halter-top. That's OK...I've got a bit too much muffin top on my 57 year old tummy to really wear it anymore. tee hee!

See, Kitty, that's how it's done. :p



You ain't lyin'. Even I got in on that one. He was just too easy. Pfffft...rippin' up on the freeway. :rolleyes I'd put on a pair of Depends, tell my mom I loved her one last time, and then take that thing out on the track and a little raise hell for half a lap. :laughing
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:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl Man I'm dying here.....that was a good one....and thanks again.....
 
ucb said:
Damn, anyone rehost that video later?
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INTERNETS. WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU TALK TO YOURSELF.

:laughing:laughing

please stay kitty...we need more normal female riders like you who don't use myspace talk, hyphy lingo, yelling or whatever else. just keep riding and stay above all the jargon and hoopla.

p.s. i wanted to see that video as well...:p
 
DucatiHoney said:
The "men," and I use that term according to its most liberal interpretation when referring to the mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers around here, are bound and determined to make fun of me tonight.
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Stay the hell out of our club! :x

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DucatiHoney said:
Just been real busy polishing the chrome on the FXSTC Softail over here. Mmmm yeah. All six of my male cats just keep sprayin' on the darn thing. I was out on one of my little cruises doin' a mad-crazy 45 mph on I-80 and I kept smelling cat-pee, even through my face-bandana! Guess I'm gonna hafta get a full-faced helmet to keep out the odor, but then it won't go with my leather halter-top. That's OK...I've got a bit too much muffin top on my 57 year old tummy to really wear it anymore. tee hee!

See, Kitty, that's how it's done. :p
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no, like this/

one of my cats sprayed on the back of my helmet, want to be my bitch for a day...

actually he really did.. on the back of it.... and it just reeks.. i had to get another one .. and was just on the shell of it.. center back... :laughing.. i guess he expected me to attract queens as i ride like some sort of pied piper.
 
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jones would have sniffed her ass before exiting the building.
 
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