After some phone tag, I finally spoke to Mike Cooper at KTM North America for about 20 minutes last night.
It was weird.
I naively thought that he was going to apologize and ask what they could do for me with a simple statement of facts: it's been broken down 125/298 days (41.9%), left me stranded multiple times and I would like a buy back.
He seemed completely unimpressed with how many days it's been broken down so, I took a different approach emphasizing how unsafe it's been mainly focusing on the Head Gasket Failure that left me sitting on top of the K-Wall on the freeway until the CHP blocked traffic and I was able to run to safety. That didn't interest him either so, I tried talking about how much excessive wear it's been through and how even if it was to suddenly be trouble free it still wouldn't have a normal lifespan. Nothing.
It wasn't until I hung up that I realized he never agreed or even grunted in agreement with a single thing I said. It was like he was following some sort of corporate policy or legal roadmap that only he could see and he was meticulously avoiding saying certain things or words but, also pushing hard for me to say some specific key words. Made me wish I did have a lawyer.
He offered me a warranty extension twice and, strangely, a new piston once. The only emotion he expressed was when I continually asked for a buy back. He seemed to get angry and say things like, "Do you want to get legal involved?" I said that I didn't know what he meant by that but he wouldn't explain. Clearly he wanted me to keep that bike but wasn't willing to offer anything to address any of my concerns.
He concluded the call by saying that if I wouldn't stay on the bike then it would have to go to KTM's legal department and that it would be a much longer process and that I'd be hearing from them (or him?) next.
I don't mean to imply that that he was ever rude - it was just weird. :-/