Translation: it seems like your case might require effort, which means we probably can't make any money on it, so please call our biggest competitor and tie up some of their time.
Heh, could be! The FAQ on all the lemon law lawyer sites I came across claim that the attorney's fees are provided for by the lemon law which is why they all seem to be free.
On the other hand, I have a possibly positive update!
As a reminder, on Monday Mike Cooper from KTM-NA said that the RC390 had an aftermarket oil filter in it that failed and the oil was full of brass indicating the crank was failing. This seemed to me to be his, "I got you now so you can go to hell!" moment. When I said that the oil had last been changed about 1,000 miles ago when the head was replaced under warranty he got quiet.
So, last night the dealer called and said that the oil filter was not changed after the head gasket failure and head replacement. The apologized at length and said that they'd had a team meeting about it which may have included some raised angry voices on his part. He asked how they could make this right. I stuck with my buy-back request which they said was pretty reasonable given my history with this bike. Then we talked about what motorcycles might make a good replacement for a bit.
After I got off the phone with the dealer I had a message from Mike Cooper. He confirmed that the oil had not been changed after the head gasket failure and that he was going to talk to his boss about resolving my case and that he'd call me Monday.
So, that was far and away the most candid Mike's ever been with me. The dealer was great and I have the tiniest shred of hope that this may actually get resolved in my favor without lawyer-ly intervention. ...maybe
