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I think some of you must be living a 2d lifestyle:
Can't Get A Girlfriend? How About A Pillow?
By Carrie McLaren, 1:06 PM on Wed Aug 19 2009, 398 views

Last month, the New York Times Magazine ran a fascinating story by Lisa Katayama about the popularity of body-pillow girlfriends in Japan. Apparently, an unknown fraction of men - a subculture of a subculture - adopt "2-D" lovers as a substitute for the real thing. They take them out to restaurants, treat them tenderly, and bring them home to bed at night.
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http://consumerist.com/5340856/cant-get-a-girlfriend-how-about-a-pillow

Course, the first two comments would be:
1) At least you can beat the shit outta the pillow without going to jail,
and 2) If you have anal with the pillow, what does the pillow have to bite?
 
Oceansides said:
Like 10 orgasms? Iv done that in a night.
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I'm sorry. But bullshit. Well, maybe if you're in porn, and it's your job. But generally, the orgasms in porn are drug-dulled and boring, so I guess whatever you'd like to put on your resume. It's not like I'm gonna check your references or anything.

Jack, sorry, not interested. And by "you're not doing it right", you mean eating cheese, right? :teeth

The thing is, women are genetically programmed to be concerned with the feelings of the people they sleep with. She's probably just saying she's "satisfied" so you won't feel bad, bang her sister and leave her. :p
 
jenmonkey said:
I'm sorry. But bullshit. Well, maybe if you're in porn, and it's your job. But generally, the orgasms in porn are drug-dulled and boring, so I guess whatever you'd like to put on your resume. It's not like I'm gonna check your references or anything.

Jack, sorry, not interested. And by "you're not doing it right", you mean eating cheese, right? :teeth

The thing is, women are genetically programmed to be concerned with the feelings of the people they sleep with. She's probably just saying she's "satisfied" so you won't feel bad, bang her sister and leave her. :p
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:rolleyes I again extend my apologies for never being with a real man. And trust me, it's not bullshit. No, cheese wasn't what I was referring to.

Poor poor woman. :|

Her sister's a lesbian.......but I'm still not worried. :laughing She tried it before and wasn't satisfied.
 
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jenmonkey said:
I'm sorry. But bullshit. Well, maybe if you're in porn, and it's your job. But generally, the orgasms in porn are drug-dulled and boring, so I guess whatever you'd like to put on your resume. It's not like I'm gonna check your references or anything.

Jack, sorry, not interested. And by "you're not doing it right", you mean eating cheese, right? :teeth

The thing is, women are genetically programmed to be concerned with the feelings of the people they sleep with. She's probably just saying she's "satisfied" so you won't feel bad, bang her sister and leave her. :p
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Gonna have to call bullshit on that one.
 
Her/his orgasms are her/his responsibility.

If She/He doesn't want to teach the partner to make it happen...then WTF are you doing with that person?

People want to be able to say they have lots of sex, but few are interested in really doing it well...this goes 10 times for women, who are used to not having to work very hard, yet have high expectations.
 
the bullshit is rife in this thread :rolleyes

pssst, for any man who thinks he can make a woman have an orgasm, he is thinking it wrong :shhh

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I had a boyfriend who used to say "I'm gonna make you orgasm" excuse me? you can't *make* me do anything, btw, what does failure feel like :x :twofinger

make me, that's a good one :rofl
 
Yeah, what Wendy said. That whole "pleasuring" a woman thing is basically just a way for guys to stroke their egos and think they're hot shit.

Guess what? Vibrators do exactly the same thing, just usually with less talking about how awesome they are afterwards. :laughing

Of course, an orgasm is just an orgasm. Being connected emotionally and physically to someone you really love is a whole other ball of wax. And frankly, I'll take that over a night of random sex anyday.

Jack, congratulations on your superior sexual prowess. But I neither want nor need your pity. I'm very happy, and beyond that it's none of your business how and when I get off. :p
 
F4iChic; said:
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I had a boyfriend who used to say "I'm gonna make you orgasm" excuse me? you can't *make* me do anything, btw, what does failure feel like :x :twofinger

make me, that's a good one :rofl
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Bloody 'el tell the whole world why don't cha:x Gimmee my box of wine back.



And it sucked.
 
srslyl. a woman herself makes herself cum wether its 10 times in a row in 1 hr or once in 10 years. The fact a dude is helping along and moving his boy parts and having an emotional connection (if at all) is incidental. Of course i feel for the rare cases of women who cant cum.

FUCK IT.

I'LL JUST USE MY ORGASMARATOR ON HER.
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CockyRooster said:
Bloody 'el tell the whole world why don't cha:x Gimmee my box of wine back.



And it sucked.
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sowwy :( but I couldn't stop laughing long enough to concentrate :twofinger

And I drank the wine, so there :p
 
So instead of politics women argue about what men can and can't make them do. :laughing

Should start a thread titled "How to make a woman cook, clean and cum.":laughing :p

But you're right, nobody can make you do or feel anything. You have to choose at some level to feel happy, sad, aroused, angry or whatever else. But sometimes people do all the work to get you there and are more skilled in doing so.
 
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