Make up and continue a Story using barfers

[ThumperX]

Using barfers as the characters continue the story and let's see where it flows

TwowheelTramp was out riding her 5 week old KTM that already has 14000 + miles on the clock. She was cruising along when a dull ache began to manifest itself in her lower back. Since she was alread way the fuck up North and since she had already surpassed her 30th birthday she felt it was only appropriate to hit Cougar Hat Springs.

Once there she realized she was not alone. In the parking area there was a travel worn old KLR.

 

[295566]

It was ThumperX. She waved. TwowheelTramp waved back. It was a good day.

The end.

 

[ThumperX]

It was ThumperX. She waved. TwowheelTramp waved back. It was a good day.

The end.

Why? You are NO fun!

 

[byke]

 

[ThumperX]

ThumperX was actually up on her Beta and rode fast and hard to catch TWT, you see user name 295566 had slipped into a coma after eating some organic CBD infused honey. Thumpy thought TWT might like some of his stuff.

 

[295566]

Strangely enough, even though 295566 was all like because he was in a coma, he was still riding like Rossi and TWT and Thumpy quickly lost sight of him.

"Well fiddlesticks!" Thumpy pouted to TWT. "That sure makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaaaad panda."

TWT had enough of this, and quickly rode off. Thumpy was now by herself, alone, and realized she had NO IDEA where she was.

It was about that time the mushrooms kicked in...

 

[two wheel tramp]

Fortunately for Thumpy that travel worn KLR belonged to SFMC John and he had followed her tracks. He was just the calm and mellow type to escort someone through a mushroom mental journey. In a relaxed manner he told her tales of his travels.

As the sun set Thumper felt her heart swell and expand and she felt a sense of wellness. Knowing that she was okay, John started a fire and they stared into it while the darkness fell....

 

[295566]

Thumper looked across the fire and deep into John's eyes... she saw him in a way she'd never seen anyone, or anything, before.

"What a hunk!" She thought to herself. "I wish I was a mother kangaroo, so I could store him in my pouch all day, keeping him all to myself."

The mushrooms had definitely not worn off yet, but the firey desire ravaged her from inside, like PG&E ravaged California in 2018.

"I need to make him mine, the only way I know of doing that is by performing the mating dance my great-great grandmother taught me." And with that, she began the ritual.

 

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bruceflinch is so experienced at sky diving that he found both Thumpy and SFMC John's campfire and parachuted down. He had a jar of fresh honey from his bee colony in his jacket along with a thermos of hot exotic tea and offered some to them.

 

[ThumperX]

Thumpy, still warm after her magic mushroom trip and that sweet sweet dream of tripping all over the Trinity Alps and Easter Sierra all the while with SFMCJohn safely tucked in her pouch was dry mouthed and a bit groggy. There is no better individual to host a trip around the campfire than John so Thumpy felt both safe and secure.

She welcomed the fresh honey and tea; however, her dissapointment was palatable at the lack of tequilla. She also wondered, how the effing eff is Bruthey going to extract out of these woods. That's when SFMCJohn said, hop on the KLR and ride bitch Bruce.

 

[Removed 3]

No need said Bruce. I'm going to fire the flare gun I have to summon my private helicopter to pick me back up. I'm making so much frickin money from growing weed, I can afford two private pilots that cater my every whim


You two have fun riding. Glad you're allrite, G!

 

[bruceflinch]

Bruce arrived home where he gazed fondly at all the personally imported tequila on his bar. He hoped someday Barfers would stop by for a visit where he could offer a nice variety of Tequilas to sample.

 

[Brokenlink]

Bruce arrived home where he gazed fondly at all the personally imported tequila on his bar. He hoped someday Barfers would stop by for a visit where he could offer a nice variety of Tequilas to sample.

Then byke, brokenlink, and happyhighwayman miraculously showed up to Bruce's house with a pound of weed, a funnel, and a large metal fist. What happened after that is anybody's guess.....

 

[Blankpage]

The sun had not yet risen when Hunneeeez woke up to find ANA missing. A crumpled photo of a man he had met before but couldn’t remember where was where left on the pillow where he had last seen her. Searching around to see if he’d find her he noticed her short shorts were missing also.

Not aware of the plan that had been put in action the evening prior when ANA asked BP to borrow his Hyper under the guise of checking in on HHW to see if he was getting over his cold. With the promise she’d do no wheelies or burnouts BP let her borrow the bike expecting it back in an hour or two.

His regular evening of helping the homeless and orphans prevented BP from noticing his bike had not been returned. Early the next morning before sun up ANA looks at her phone to see a text from ThumperX, no time now, they'll be meeting later. Wearing her short shorts she pushes the Hyper out the alley behind her apt and bump starts it down the street hoping to alert no one of her dastardly plan.

A short ride later she stops to pick up the same man Hunneeeez would later see in the photo left on her pillow. HHM standing under the streetlight one nostril stuffed with tissue and looking like he’d been expecting her. He jumps on the back carrying a messenger bag bursting with cookbooks looking like this isn't just a daytrip. Weaving their way in and out of traffic commuters see through fog a silhouette of two bikers escaping north across the Golden Gate. One last look back not knowing what was next giving a two finger salute to the city left behind...

 

[ThumperX]

AnA and HHM were headed north to the border. Blankpage realizing his precious was gone and in the hands of a couple rebel runaways did the only thing he could think of.
He called up Bojangles and Nick, two guys who take no nothing from nobody.

 

[2legs2wheels]

Just then ThumperX rides in with her moto not realizing that she has a leaking gas tank and is very low on gas. While Blankpage notices it when he rides past her, he has to now turn around and catch up to the speeding ThumperX to give her the bad news. Brokenlink, in the meanwhile is confused why Blankpage did a U turn while Brucefinch is really enjoying the scenery to bother about U turns. AwakenNAlive in the meanwhile....

 

[byke]

Not nearly enough time spent delving into this implied stoned fisting episode.

 

[Brokenlink]

Meanwhile, the following morning at Bruce's house, one of them wakes up with a sore head, another a sore arm, and the third a sore butt.

"Thank you so much for the new hand guys," said Bruce. "Ever since I lost my left hand in that skydiving incident, working my bees has been so difficult. It's the wrong hand, but I'll learn to adapt. And the funnel will come in handy too for funneling honey into jars. You guys are the greatest."

"Why does my butt hurt?" asked brokenlink.
"And why is my arm sore?" byke wonders aloud while rubbing his left elbow.

"Wellllllll, sorry about that," replies Bruce.

"You see, we all drank a bit too much of that tequila and smoked way too much weed and I decided to try out the new fist. And while that should explain the sore butt, it doesn't. I decided to harvest some honey for AnA and huneez, but my new fist was a bit awkward because it points the wrong way. Well, I dropped the frame right on byke's arm and the bees came out and started stinging everything they could. Brokenlink got it the worst because for some reason he had his pants down and was bent over. If it weren't for 2Legs2wheels, we would all be dead now. That guy saved our lives."

 

[byke]

Not even any kissing first, just fists and stuff??

 

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Ana pulls up to a gas station. Let's refuel and stretch a bit. I'm gonna check my messages ...

Ha! BP has Thumpy convinced I stole his bike. She is fully distracted! Word is out that they think we're headed for Canada. They don't know I don't even have a passport. No way I'd leave the country, leave hunneeez or the bunny ...


She says to HHM, we've got to head to Yep early, to meet up with other barfers planning the surprise birthday party for her this evening. We've got peeps with trucks bringing up stuff and setting the place up for the party of the year! Everyone is invited!


Lunchbox is going to bring up barrels of beer. Lefty is prepping the bbq meats seasoned with his special recipe. We pulled together some funds to rent food trucks fully stocked with fresh ingredients. You're in charge to make food on demand!


HHM said, yeah, I know how to cook anything. We'd better get back on the road. A lot to prep ahead of time. Good thing I brought my favorite assortment of German knives. Let's go!