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Mega Millons

If we won, we joked we'd try and fuck with 200 people's lives by giving them each a million. Balance it out with donations to charity. :cool
 
....as for the 2 people that didn't show up at work at wells fargo, I would think their co-workers would share a little of their windfall.....

Yeah probably not. If I had money to give away I’d probably start with family first.
Those two simple made a bad choice in this case and bad choices have consequences sometimes.
 
i use to play scratchers, buy 10 consecutive cards at a time after payday. 10 became the ideal count because it was my theory they design it so that the player wins sometimes. i did not lose as much when i bought consecutive cards because in general I recouped some of the money back. i once won $400 from a scratcher that way, but not since. i have to admit it was addictive
 
I'll try to remember to grab a ticket if I'm at a store this afternoon.
 
I would think a smaller jackpot with less people playing is better odds wise, astronomically speaking....

Yep, right now it is like one person standing on a tall ladder and pointing to two people in the state (you.....and you).

The odds are atrocious and not worth the price of a ticket (IMO).

Dan
 
The odds are atrocious and not worth the price of a ticket (IMO).

Right now, I know about how long I have to work until I can stop and not worry about money ever again.
It's a long time.


I'll gladly pay a couple bucks to pretend, for a few hours, that I'd be able to enjoy doing anything I want instead of working towards that end.
 
one or two bucks when the pot gets big, it doesn't hurt to dream ... the fun is in talking about what you'd do with the winnings ...
 
The odds of winning super lotto are about 44,000,000 to 1
The odds of winning Mega Millions are about 450,000,000 to 1.

You're 10 times more likely to win super lotto than mega millions.

Still there is only one guarantee, if you don't buy a ticket you won't win, even if the odds are 0.0000000022.

As an illustration, I bought a powerball ticket, for the hell of it last night. 5 chances, 30 numbers, not a single one matched. Shit. :laughing
 
But someone's gotta win, and lots of people believe there is such a thing as Luck






:twofinger


you do your stuff, let others do theirs ;)
 
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I'll play when the numbers are this ridiculous. I do find it amusing that state lotteries are basically the old mafia numbers game that the government shut down and then took over.
Actually, the Whigs dreamed it up as a source of government revenue in the late 17th or early 18th century. The Tories stuck with slavery.
 
I'm in. It's gambling and I like to gamble. If I can throw $100 down on a blackjack table, I can throw in a few bucks for some lotto tix every once in a while.

and +1...it's more about the dreaming than it is thinking that it'll be a reality. that's worth a few bucks right there.
 
I guess we will know if one of you loony tunes wins because all the local dealer will suddenly be out of stock on everything cool. Gotta fill that great glass walled billionaire garage somehow.
 
Yep, right now it is like one person standing on a tall ladder and pointing to two people in the state (you.....and you).

The odds are atrocious and not worth the price of a ticket (IMO).

Dan

Why do you hate public schools?

Really annoying would be if he hit the jackpot :rofl

Nah, fuck it, good for the crazy hobo. He would probably be dead from it within 3 months and most of it would get reclaimed by the state since his affairs wouldn't be in order.

I'm not a hater, good for anybody that wins. Like I said, I don'[t play much, but when shit is off the charts, I like to be a part of it. It's a 2 point goof for me, help some random schmuck get crazy rich, and help pay for public schools. Not bad points on a laugh.
 
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^ Seriously the high brown lotto shitting gets old. Almost everyone knows its a pipe dream and nothing more than a cheap day dream. For casual players it is just like every other entertainment dollar you spend. On the plus side some of the cash gets put to good use. If you are not missing your car payment because you went nuts on lotto tickets its no biggie.

WFIW, I have had crazy older relatives who did go apeshit with lotto tickets and had to be reigned in by other family members. I'm not ignorant of how the lotto can be abused. I still think it's not such a bad deal.
 
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