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typing on phone, plus kevin complimenting him on the way he thinks -> reaper = kevin

sometime this week on his lunch break kevin is going to show himself his etchings and then come back to BARF to tell us all about it.
 
The Reaper said:
Yup.... cliffnotes.....

I brag too much about bein ghetto, hood, hard, so i must be fakin it. According to holeshot, one minute i talk ghetto, the next i talk like an eloquent philosopher. Even tho one barfer stepped up n vouched for me bein real, n not some middle aged white goober, its not good enough cus one, hes not a mod or on the real barf cool guy list. And two, he admitted to creating a dupe account years ago, so his credibility is the same as a strippers in a rape case. Mysterevil thinks i lied about owning a snake, cus you know,,everyone lies about that, and i now need to meet up with kevin714 for lunch, and bring copies of my birth certificate, school transcripts, medical records of ehen i was stabbed n shot, and bring along the dug-up corpse of the guy that died after i whooped his ass. Oh.... and Reli thinks that since i type how i talk, not using ING properly when im 'talkin', that im pretendING to be hood.


So.... after i do all this, holeshot promised we'd go for a ride on his purple unicorn, naked of course, givin eachother handjobs while we read out loud the TOS together.

I cant wait!!!!
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Well, at least everything is on the right track now. Something that was forgotten though, we're all going to need to smell your dick. If it smells like Pantene, permaban. If it smells like hoodrat, you're in.
 
The Reaper said:
Yup.... cliffnotes.....

I brag too much about bein ghetto, hood, hard, so i must be fakin it. According to holeshot, one minute i talk ghetto, the next i talk like an eloquent philosopher. Even tho one barfer stepped up n vouched for me bein real, n not some middle aged white goober, its not good enough cus one, hes not a mod or on the real barf cool guy list. And two, he admitted to creating a dupe account years ago, so his credibility is the same as a strippers in a rape case. Mysterevil thinks i lied about owning a snake, cus you know,,everyone lies about that, and i now need to meet up with kevin714 for lunch, and bring copies of my birth certificate, school transcripts, medical records of ehen i was stabbed n shot, and bring along the dug-up corpse of the guy that died after i whooped his ass. Oh.... and Reli thinks that since i type how i talk, not using ING properly when im 'talkin', that im pretendING to be hood.


So.... after i do all this, holeshot promised we'd go for a ride on his purple unicorn, naked of course, givin eachother handjobs while we read out loud the TOS together.

I cant wait!!!!
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dude, trust me on this, you don't ever come off in type as 'eloquent philosopher', and mister evil is dr. evils dupe regardless. what i mean to say is, vacillating from braggadocio to erudition is extremely subjective and you are totally somewhere in that spectrum, but it doesn't matter who you've met and and shit. just be the reaper, bro.
 
asthmodeus said:
dude, trust me on this, you don't ever come off in type as 'eloquent philosopher', and mister evil is dr. evils dupe regardless. what i mean to say is, vacillating from braggadocio to erudition is extremely subjective and you are totally somewhere in that spectrum, but it doesn't matter who you've met and and shit. just be the reaper, bro.
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All day evetyday homie.:thumbup



(umm.... you used a lot of big words n i dont know what they mean, so im gonna take it as a disrespect.... so, watch your mouth, n lets move forward peacefully)








.... thats from a movie. Barf points for first person to guess which movie.
 
byke said:
Well, at least everything is on the right track now. Something that was forgotten though, we're all going to need to smell your dick. If it smells like Pantene, permaban. If it smells like hoodrat, you're in.
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It smells like a mix of irish spring, my lady, and whatever hand lotion holeshot uses.
 
Reli said:
Because you keep bringing him to task about it? Just sayin.
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Riiiiiight...so today is the first he's mentioned of it? Today your first day in the sink?

So are you meeting kevin or no reaper?
 
The Reaper said:
Yea, once cops showed i was placed in cuffs til everythin was settled. 6 different witnesses stepped forward n told the same story of self defense n that he attacked me with a knife. I went to the station on 2 different occasions to answer questions n give statements. No charges filed cus everythin pointed to self defense. No criminal record. Meaning, no restrictions on firearm owning. Besides, who the fuck said my guns are under my name?? I jus said theyre legal, thats it.

Cus come the day that im at some barf function, n all your bullshit claims are shoved up your ass, you wont have the HEART that i do n actually apologise for acting like such a fuckin chump.
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Two things: why the knife part now? Why not when you told the story originally? So you're saying a guy attacked you in a grocery store with a knife and your daughter was proximate to all of this, so you dropped the guy with one shot?

Second, go ahead and clarify that second paragraph and let's see where it gets you. I read you clear, but any "real man" would end the charade pretty quickly. You know who I am, most everyone knows who I am. So far, only Kevin knows who you are. Why get so angry about the dupe call and just end it. It's so very, very easy on the internet...so, so easy.

And yet we go around and around. The power isn't in me to solve this...it's in yourself. When you decide to show the doubters (of which most here seem to be), you'll find you're actually accepted. Till then, you're gonna be suspected by the large majority, silent and vocal.

Don't hate me cause I call it like I see it...you and I, we're the same. We're "calling it real"...
 
Holeshot said:
Two things: why the knife part now? Why not when you told the story originally? So you're saying a guy attacked you in a grocery store with a knife and your daughter was proximate to all of this, so you dropped the guy with one shot?

Second, go ahead and clarify that second paragraph and let's see where it gets you. I read you clear, but any "real man" would end the charade pretty quickly. You know who I am, most everyone knows who I am. So far, only Kevin knows who you are. Why get so angry about the dupe call and just end it. It's so very, very easy on the internet...so, so easy.

And yet we go around and around. The power isn't in me to solve this...it's in yourself. When you decide to show the doubters (of which most here seem to be), you'll find you're actually accepted. Till then, you're gonna be suspected by the large majority, silent and vocal.

Don't hate me cause I call it like I see it...you and I, we're the same. We're "calling it real"...
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I think the grocery store fight is another incident. the knife was when he supposedly killed a guy. If I'm understanding correctly.
 
Holeshot said:
Two things: why the knife part now? Why not when you told the story originally? So you're saying a guy attacked you in a grocery store with a knife and your daughter was proximate to all of this, so you dropped the guy with one shot?

Second, go ahead and clarify that second paragraph and let's see where it gets you. I read you clear, but any "real man" would end the charade pretty quickly. You know who I am, most everyone knows who I am. So far, only Kevin knows who you are. Why get so angry about the dupe call and just end it. It's so very, very easy on the internet...so, so easy.

And yet we go around and around. The power isn't in me to solve this...it's in yourself. When you decide to show the doubters (of which most here seem to be), you'll find you're actually accepted. Till then, you're gonna be suspected by the large majority, silent and vocal.

Don't hate me cause I call it like I see it...you and I, we're the same. We're "calling it real"...
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so reaps IS a left-leaning white guy trying to sound tough then? this is so confusing.

btw, you barely pass on calling that a paragraph. everybody knows that a paragraph is generally more than one sentence yet technically one sentence counts, but only really smart people can distill a paragraph of thoughts into one sentence.

i suppose this supports your claim.
 
The Reaper said:
PLEASE find it!!

I remember a few post by t1thunder i think it was his "last chance" on barf. I dont remember though what got him permabanned though. I coulda sworn he was keepin it cool though. Anyone care to share what got him his final bootin?
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How long have you been lurking here exactly?

The Reaper said:
Yup.... cliffnotes.....


So.... after i do all this, holeshot promised we'd go for a ride on his purple unicorn, naked of course, givin eachother handjobs while we read out loud the TOS together.

I cant wait!!!!
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I'm not sure how we'd give each other hand jobs on the purple unicorn (which is now, light purple cause he's been stored outside all summer in the sun) unless we're facing each other which seems like someone's gonna have some back aches after...and what good is a hand job if your back aches after? Then you'll need a Chinese massage where you mays well get another HJ at the end and in that case, fuck the Unicorn (and warming it up/ washing it, etc), skip the middle man (no pun, cause there's only two men on the unicorn, unless the unicorn himself is the middle man) and go right to the Chinese massage with HJ? Plans brah...PLANS!

The Reaper said:
It smells like a mix of irish spring, my lady, and whatever hand lotion holeshot uses.
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Lubriderm. The Costco two pack, when it's coupon for $4 off. No bullshit...that stuff makes your dick less like a crocodile (like the commercial)

nbean16 said:
I think the grocery store fight is another incident. the knife was when he supposedly killed a guy. If I'm understanding correctly.
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He said one he killed a dude with his bare hands. A knife isn't quite bare hands...that's knifing a dude.

asthmodeus said:
so reaps IS a left-leaning white guy trying to sound tough then? this is so confusing.

btw, you barely pass on calling that a paragraph. everybody knows that a paragraph is generally more than one sentence yet technically one sentence counts, but only really smart people can distill a paragraph of thoughts into one sentence.

i suppose this supports your claim.
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Kinda funny...early on, there was a lot of chatter about you being a dupe for someone. I did the research and found out you're a real guy...and in time, I laugh at a lot of your shit and read it all...good whit well worth reading that's your own. And yeah, I've stood behind you not being a dupe since I met my own personal burden for proof on my own. You'd think this one would be as easy...but it's not. There's always a string we can pull....
 
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nbean16 said:
I think the grocery store fight is another incident. the knife was when he supposedly killed a guy. If I'm understanding correctly.
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This.


Damn holeshot.... youre a mod n your reading comprehension is dogshit.

The knife altercation in self defense was years n years ago. The safeway thing was a few weeks ago.

And whats so easy? Duping people? Comin clean? Bein yoursrlf? My reading comprehension IS dogshit, so i got no clue whats easy. And ppl know you. Umm.... thats great bro, im happy for you. Your point?

I come to barf to bullshit, laugh, discuss political stuff, get destroyed by homie with the suzuki logo as his avatar in the IS thread, etc.... so far, no real interest in barf meetings or rides. I hate group rides, n honestly its pretty evident that i wont exactly mesh well with the general populace of barf, so i give two fucks about barf bashes n shit.

How many members on barf?? 5-10-15 thousand?? You honestly think im the only thats down to knuckle up? Thats been shot or stabbed? Thats ever taken a life? Come on now.....

Sheltered much?




Edit..... no!!!! I didnt use a knife. Fuck.... i stopped a guy doin somethin horrible, HE PULLED A KNIFE ON ME, thinkin id run, but i stood my ground n tossed with him. I won. He lost.

Safeway was no weapons. I jus chin checked the guy n he stumbled back n dropped.
 
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Reaper, I don't really give two shits one way or another where you came from, where you grew up, how hard you had it, how many fights you've been in, etc.

What I'm about to say goes for everyone on BARF.

What matters is the here and now and future. Your past may help define you, but don't let it constrain you.

I typed out a whole bunch more shit and deleted it. Short, sweet, and to the point.
 
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I don't know who's who or what's what in this thread, and honestly, I don't give a shit. All I know is this:


Anyone I know who's actually been in the shit, has actually hurt and killed people, don't talk about it openly.

You have to drag it out of them. They certainly wouldn't be shouting about it on a public, online forum to a bunch of peers they may never come to know.


Reaper, I don't buy your bullshit, but I don't care. You've posted some interesting stuff. What are you really proud of?
 
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asthmodeus said:
dude, trust me on this, you don't ever come off in type as 'eloquent philosopher', and mister evil is dr. evils dupe regardless. what i mean to say is, vacillating from braggadocio to erudition is extremely subjective and you are totally somewhere in that spectrum, but it doesn't matter who you've met and and shit. just be the reaper, bro.
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Dr. Evil wouldn't stoop so low...
 
Holeshot said:
How long have you been lurking here exactly?



I'm not sure how we'd give each other hand jobs on the purple unicorn (which is now, light purple cause he's been stored outside all summer in the sun) unless we're facing each other which seems like someone's gonna have some back aches after...and what good is a hand job if your back aches after? Then you'll need a Chinese massage where you mays well get another HJ at the end and in that case, fuck the Unicorn (and warming it up/ washing it, etc), skip the middle man (no pun, cause there's only two men on the unicorn, unless the unicorn himself is the middle man) and go right to the Chinese massage with HJ? Plans brah...PLANS!



Lubriderm. The Costco two pack, when it's coupon for $4 off. No bullshit...that stuff makes your dick less like a crocodile (like the commercial)



He said one he killed a dude with his bare hands. A knife isn't quite bare hands...that's knifing a dude.



Kinda funny...early on, there was a lot of chatter about you being a dupe for someone. I did the research and found out you're a real guy...and in time, I laugh at a lot of your shit and read it all...good whit well worth reading that's your own. And yeah, I've stood behind you not being a dupe since I met my own personal burden for proof on my own. You'd think this one would be as easy...but it's not. There's always a string we can pull....
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See.... a sense of humor. I like it.

And i dont know what charade im supposed to end. I am who i am, popeye the sailor man!!!
 
TylerW said:
I don't know who's who or what's what in this thread, and honestly, I don't give a shit. All I know is this:


Anyone I know who's actually been in the shit, has actually hurt and killed people, don't talk about it openly.

You have to drag it out of them
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Your dead wrong on that.... especialky if guilts involved or somethin criminal. Notice hiw i only bring up things ive been cleared legally from wrong doin?

Jesus christ.... im not some fuckin soldier fresh from iraq. Im jus a dude thats been in a few fights n yall makin it sound like im real life scarface. Hahaha!!:rofl Or like im john gotti spillin the beans..... oohhhh..... a few fist fights is "bein in the shit". Hahaha:rofl

Hahaha.... get the fuck outta here.
 
The Reaper said:
See.... a sense of humor. I like it.

And i dont know what charade im supposed to end. I am who i am, popeye the sailor man!!!
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Why not come out to the meet in SF tomorrow? Hell, >I< might even show up, and god knows I'm barely social these days. We'd have lots to talk about...like how we both like to bash Holeshot... :teeth

And there ain't nothin' wrong with bein' like ol' Popeye. He had ink. He wasn't afraid to smack a bitch for his lady. And he liked spinach, the SuperFood.

edit: I spent about 15 mins looking for the T1 pic, couldn't find it. I got too much to do to spend more time on it.
 
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