Deeter said:
George: STOP CHANGING YOUR FRIGGIN' NAME!!!!! Seriously, dudeWTF? 
Sorry D-Man, here's a brief explanation:
1. Joined BARF under my real name, because I'm such an
I figured I'd never say or do anything embarassing.
2. I decided to look for a new job, and heard the employers are putting prospect's names in to google to see what comes up. At this point, I realized that #1 was not such a good idea.
3. Desperate for a new name to avoid google's indexing, I grabbed on to a joke by Valgar and ST, that with my glasses I resembled an "Emo Elvis (Costello)".
4. The whole Emo Kid/Moped debacle happened. I didn't know which way to turn!! Plus, it was a strain on my schedule, what with all the sammich-making.
5. I low-sided at Lagune Seca, and realized that I kind of enjoyed it.
My lap times improved exponentially.
6. Reminiscing about the crash while in a drunken stupor, I thought CrashJunkie would be a cool moniker, and while still under the influence requested yet another name change.
I swear I will try to stick with this one for a while!!!!!
I'd really like to keep working on Locomotive Breath, I think we could get that really tight. (Still waiting for Chess to show up with his flute, though. 
)
(At least you're staying in practice...I have been concentrating on classical works, so not much better with the group songs. 
