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My AWSOME voting experience...

SM610

SM610

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So as I got to my little booth, I looked to my right and there was a guy standing there with a hankerchief (sp?) over his mouth and nose, wretching, and I'm like WTF? Then it hit me, someone SHIT!! I mean, as in shit their pants!! To my left was a FILTHY homeless guy, and god as my witness, he was still at it!! After a couple of loud farts and some pant movement, as in fecal matter:jaded, he seemed finished, shitting, but not voting. That would take a while longer! I held my breath as long as I could, marking little arrows as fast as I could, good thing I'm an informed voter!! I think that the SAT was shorter!

Anbody still want to live in the city?:laughing
 
Thank You for reminding me why I hated living in SF

Did this occur INSIDE of a polling place?

* i once woke up, opened my front door to grab my newspaper, and to witness a homeless dude popping a squat in front of my stoop. He was reading my issue of SFchronicle while taking a dump in front of my house. He looked up and apologized and handed me my paper. Needless to say i refused and suggested he use it to clean up the mess.
 
SM610 said:
So as I got to my little booth, I looked to my right and there was a guy standing there with a hankerchief (sp?) over his mouth and nose, wretching, and I'm like WTF? Then it hit me, someone SHIT!! I mean, as in shit their pants!! To my left was a FILTHY homeless guy, and god as my witness, he was still at it!! After a couple of loud farts and some pant movement, as in fecal matter:jaded, he seemed finished, shitting, but not voting. That would take a while longer! I held my breath as long as I could, marking little arrows as fast as I could, good thing I'm an informed voter!! I think that the SAT was shorter!

Anbody still want to live in the city?:laughing
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Dude...come on, I had just woke up, had to vote before work, and walking that block back to my house was NOT in the agenda until I was done voting.

I guess I shouldn't have drank that coffee before I went to the poll.
 
:laughing I guess that is what he thought about this years election.
 
:rofl:rofl:bigbarf:rofl
 
Ahhh yes, the smell of shit and vomit ... I remember it well. :laughing :green :barf
 
I took a dead chicken to the polls with me today. Srsly. :shocker
 
Am I the only person in this world that can't take a dump in full view of someone watching?

I've tried, but I just end up prairie doggin' it.
 
stan23 said:
Am I the only person in this world that can't take a dump in full view of someone watching?

I've tried, but I just end up prairie doggin' it.
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I have never tried, however, I'm pretty sure I would get stage fright before the first plop. :)
 
I used to work in the field at a telecom, spent many an hour in the city or (Shity) I was heading down toward pier 49, off one fo the side streets off market. And I noticed this dude in the gutter squatting. Everyone was minding their own business as they stepped around this guy. As I got closer, I noticed this dude was taking a dump, right there at the edge of Market and embarcadero or what ever its name is. I do not go to the city anymore unless its a giants game.
SM610 said:
So as I got to my little booth, I looked to my right and there was a guy standing there with a hankerchief (sp?) over his mouth and nose, wretching, and I'm like WTF? Then it hit me, someone SHIT!! I mean, as in shit their pants!! To my left was a FILTHY homeless guy, and god as my witness, he was still at it!! After a couple of loud farts and some pant movement, as in fecal matter:jaded, he seemed finished, shitting, but not voting. That would take a while longer! I held my breath as long as I could, marking little arrows as fast as I could, good thing I'm an informed voter!! I think that the SAT was shorter!

Anbody still want to live in the city?:laughing
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