Goddamnit, why is nothing with this bike ever simple.
MotorToad and I balanced the carbs on the bike about a month ago and it ran nicely. Idled strongly, we got the carbs balanced acceptably. Put it away, come back three weeks later, and the bike would start on choke, run for about 5 seconds, and die. Starts, runs, dies. Repeat. Won't take throttle. Won't start or run off choke. What the fuck. Fuck it, I'll install turn signals and make it run later.
So today, I pull the carbs. Shorten the fuel hose in case it's kinking, lengthen the petcock vacuum hose in case it's getting pinched, make sure the slides are free. Put the tank back on, and the bike catches a little bit, and then floods.
Fine.
Pull the spark plugs, yep they're wet, clean them up, turn the petcock on, get distracted for a couple of minutes, hit the starter, engine chugs, goes
clack, and then I see that the carb overflow is pissing fuel into the floor.
FUCK.
Fucking hydrolocked. Goddamnit. God
damnit. Pull the carbs, pull all the plugs, turn the engine over with the starter and the #4 cylinder sprays fuel all over the top radiator. Well, at least now I'm huffing enough gas fumes that I'm nice and high. Pull the carb bowls, nothing looks obviously wrong, put them back on the bike, and change the oil. Smelly. Hook up a fuel bottle and the bike starts and runs on choke, won't run without choke, takes throttle okay but kinda-sorta sounds like it has an intake leak.
Fuck it. Let's go
learn how to MIG weld.