Not getting any pussy? I can help.... 1098

[2nsane]

How about I give you $1 for every mile it has on it
thats like $5800

 

[morthrane]

Yeah, but if I bought it, it'd probably get me laid, and that's the important part.

Ever hear the saying that its the rider, not the bike?

 

[JoneZ]

best bike ad EVA!

 

[Caddywumpus]

Sorry Beau, but the 1098 only attracts Mangina.

 

[MC BumSlap]

I'm only posting to participate in this epic ad

 

[Brown81]

Jesus, every time I turn around you are slinging cool bikes and guns!!

I am pretty sure I want your life.

 

[virgilbg]

I'm only posting to participate in this epic ad

I'm with him!

 

[2strokeYardSale]

How much for just the magnet?

 

[kiltwearinfool]

This ad should be labeled NSFW based on the photos.

 

[LongGoneJohn]

I'm pretty sure to Beau is a drug lord. The guy has got so many toys it's un-fucking-real.

 

[WeekEndWarrior]

Is that what he means when he says he employs a bunch of messicans? :lol

 

[KazMan]

I know this bike will work on da single womenz, but will it have the same effect on my Wife?

I would so buy this bad boy, but you left out the front chalk in the deal.

GLWS Beau! Sweet ride!

 

[NOS-Nelson]

I know this bike will work on da single womenz, but will it have the same effect on my Wife?
!

I doubt that. Lol

 

[virgilbg]

I doubt that. Lol

If you don't tell her before you buy it I'm sure it will have the opposite effect.

 

[wankerboy]

If he's selling it, it must not be working that well!!!!!!!!!

 

[nine_inch_rear]

Ducati has got to be the only brand that everyone sells just before the 6,000 miles service

 

[ThumperX]

I don't need no stinking pussy Beau

With that thing I wouldn't even think about getting laid; I'd pack it right away into the side of a hill on account of me closing my eyes and laughing madly all while experiencing the exquisitely, extreme, sensations, of sexual release.

 

[TripleSeven]

Seriously...I'd do any one or thing on a 1098. I'd be OK just having sex with the 1098 too. I'm not sure how that would work, but I'd figure out something.

OK, I'm done post-whoring in here. I need to take a cold shower or watch some races or something. I've posted about my Lotus Elise earlier and then I see a 1098 thread. It's just. Too. Much.

Noted. *starts saving up for this bike*

 

[daventura]

Beau...you make me want to be a better man.

 

[mdkcrf250r]

Single=1098 will get you laid. Married=The EXACT opposite.