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Not getting any pussy? I can help.... 1098

Jesus, every time I turn around you are slinging cool bikes and guns!!

I am pretty sure I want your life.
 
I'm pretty sure to Beau is a drug lord. The guy has got so many toys it's un-fucking-real.
 
I know this bike will work on da single womenz, but will it have the same effect on my Wife? :dunno

I would so buy this bad boy, but you left out the front chalk in the deal.

GLWS Beau! Sweet ride!
 
Ducati has got to be the only brand that everyone sells just before the 6,000 miles service :laughing
 
I don't need no stinking pussy Beau :x

With that thing I wouldn't even think about getting laid; I'd pack it right away into the side of a hill on account of me closing my eyes and laughing madly all while experiencing the exquisitely, extreme, sensations, of sexual release.
 
DucatiHoney said:
Seriously...I'd do any one or thing on a 1098. I'd be OK just having sex with the 1098 too. I'm not sure how that would work, but I'd figure out something.

OK, I'm done post-whoring in here. I need to take a cold shower or watch some races or something. I've posted about my Lotus Elise earlier and then I see a 1098 thread. It's just. Too. Much.
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Noted. *starts saving up for this bike*
 
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