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Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

two wheel tramp said:
I am making bone broth. It stinks.

Anyhoo, time to get on the pushbike and go be a (bigger) dork than I already am.

ENJOY MY ASS IN SPANDEX, CAGERS! :laughing
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That classic road biking conundrum......do I tell them I can see their asshole thru those thin, stretched out biker shorts, or do they already know :laughing
 
two wheel tramp said:
Anyhoo, time to get on the pushbike and go be a (bigger) dork than I already am.

ENJOY MY ASS IN SPANDEX, CAGERS! :laughing
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The rage or homicidal intent on other people (in cars) to rage at bicyclists would never seem to dumbfound me. It's just a person using the side of the road, fuckos, what's the problem. or , maybe it's political... !?!?!

When I was a kid (teen) I went on a jaunt between capitals or villages with like a 3-speed, once. No problemos, aside from the idiocy and dehydration. (Then again, the cars were less.... displacement-ative)

I remember: I got passed by an older guy with a ten-speed an a "tour-de-france" style cap. He was like "HI COLLEAGUE!" :rofl
 
Bzwrthy said:
That classic road biking conundrum......do I tell them I can see their asshole thru those thin, stretched out biker shorts, or do they already know :laughing
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They would consider themselves lucky to gaze upon my buns. :x
 
AbsolutEnduser said:
The rage or homicidal intent on other people (in cars) to rage at bicyclists would never seem to dumbfound me. It's just a person using the side of the road, fuckos, what's the problem. or , maybe it's political... !?!?!

When I was a kid (teen) I went on a jaunt between capitals or villages with like a 3-speed, once. No problemos, aside from the idiocy and dehydration. (Then again, the cars were less.... displacement-ative)
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Organized, annual, women's ride in Boulder, Colorado to fund raise for school literacy programs. Signs posted for two weeks along the route. Still had assholes crowding us, yelling crude shit, spitting gravel, and rolling coal so we couldn't see the road.
 
Anyone here need a near new faux suede (microfiber) sleeper sofa. My mom had purchased it for her cottage and decided she wanted a different look.
 
I’ve been cycling for my entire life. I’ve never seen anyone’s asshole. Must be a new thing.

I have seen plenty of nice butts. (On women.)
 
What he said, actually ^ :laughing

Bzwrthy said:
That classic road biking conundrum......do I tell them I can see their asshole thru those thin, stretched out biker shorts, or do they already know :laughing
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no really. Do you actually see.


I don't think you can.

ANYWAY whatever lifts your luggage tho.
 
Spandex does get thin with use / washing and can become translucent in bright light. So, if you're riding shorts have more than a few seasons on 'em and ride in a group setting, you may be showing more than than you think to the rider behind you :laughing
 
My shoulder was sore. Only did a 30 minute ride. Gonna go for a walk and see if I can tick off a different goal.
 
N4teTheGreat said:
Spandex does get thin with use / washing and can become translucent in bright light. So, if you're riding shorts have more than a few seasons on 'em and ride in a group setting, you may be showing more than than you think to the rider behind you :laughing
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This. Group rides - you stand up in the seat and lean forward
Hello.....lol
Used to be a regular topic of conversation during weekly rides with Oakland and SF Tri clubs as well as Saturday rides in Colorado :laughing
 
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Cocaine ruined my first marriage. She became addicted and ruined not only our marriage, but she ruined her life as well.
 
In other news... Yesterday went to breakfast in Danville and got to drive a little Red Corvette Convertible that has a new Corsa Pro Series exhaust installed. What a difference, way KOOL!!! Pretty mellow inside the cabin when just cruising but pedal to metal that thing wakes up!!!
After bfast it was back roads to Livergulch and over to hangout at the airport.
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Came across a few interesting things...
Pretty sure this is a Triumph 500 Daytona engine with the dual carb head. Don't think it's a 650 because the kicker and shifter shafts are farther apart than the 500's , but I'm no Triumph guru.
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And while we were "hanging" at the hangers this Bad Boy flew in and got to talk with the owner and his pilot! It's a Pilatus PC-12 Pro, engine is rated at 1850SHP. The owner also has a couple of WW2 Army North American Trainers, I believe he said T-6 and a T-28 and a fully restored P-51 Mustang. I've seen the P-51 and it is Beautiful.
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ST Guy said:
Cocaine ruined my first marriage.
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Perhaps you two were just not a good match? :dunno
I've done a LOT of drugs in my day, including faily recently (mushrooms in Tahoe :teeth). My wife's been right there with me and we've had tons of fun! But then I have a gas pedal AND a brake pedal.
That being said, my brothers on his 3rd marriage, so I guess I've just been really lucky.
 
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