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I’m thinking, time to begin prepping the boats for sale. I’m thinking we’ll hang onto the Grady, let the Carolinas go, as far as my little work boat, set that little f**ker adrift for some hobo to find and love.
 
I am a busy lil' pedaler and walker and have not lost a gram of weight so now I am starting the process of some behavior mods. I am fortunate (?) in that where I live, there is no midnight run to the store for trash panda snacks so as long as I don't buy them I can't eat them.

It's hard. I am practicing H.A.L.T. before I cram anything in my facehole and trying to eat more unprocessed foods and protein. I got celery and carrots to satisfy my crunchy cravings.
I struggled staying clean yesterday. The temptation was strong, but I managed to stay away from the sweets by continually cramming my hole with hamburger. My appetite has ramped up since bicycling to school the past couple of weeks. I ended up eating over three pounds of hamburger yesterday; my pre-bicycle appetite was two pounds a day :wow

Great. Now I want a hamburger. :laughing
 
I struggled staying clean yesterday. The temptation was strong, but I managed to stay away from the sweets by continually cramming my hole with hamburger. My appetite has ramped up since bicycling to school the past couple of weeks. I ended up eating over three pounds of hamburger yesterday; my pre-bicycle appetite was two pounds a day :wow

Great. Now I want a hamburger. :laughing
I have been eating a lot of chicken. I don't like them so I don't feel as bad. #jerk
 
My urologist claims you never wake up because you have to pee, but rather you have to pee because your brain woke up. :nerd
I disagree. I find myself dreaming I have to pee and can't find a bathroom then tell myself to wake the f up and deal with it.
 
Meat is expensive, carbs are cheap, what ya gonna do?
I am fortunate that I can get eggs for $5 a dozen from my neighbors. Carrots and celery are cheap crunchies that are not deep fried chips.

I AM TRYING AND CRYING. :x
 
You all may find this repulsive, but canned sardines are turning out to be kind of a keto miracle food. Wild Planet packed in olive oil and lightly smoked are pretty good. Add lemon juice to further knock down the fishiness.

Sardines are very high in omega 3's, the olive oil will help boost metabolism and the protein is some of the most bioavailable you can find. Cats will come running when you exhale.
 
Meat is expensive, carbs are cheap, what ya gonna do?
... When you ..

Put the sugar on the carb!!!

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You all may find this repulsive, but canned sardines are turning out to be kind of a keto miracle food. Wild Planet packed in olive oil and lightly smoked are pretty good. Add lemon juice to further knock down the fishiness.

Sardines are very high in omega 3's, the olive oil will help boost metabolism and the protein is some of the most bioavailable you can find. Cats will come running when you exhale.
:barf :bigbarf
 
Love all the little fishes - unless the bones are too big

.......lonster to the innuendo please :cool:
 
You all may find this repulsive, but canned sardines are turning out to be kind of a keto miracle food. Wild Planet packed in olive oil and lightly smoked are pretty good. Add lemon juice to further knock down the fishiness.

Sardines are very high in omega 3's, the olive oil will help boost metabolism and the protein is some of the most bioavailable you can find. Cats will come running when you exhale.
They are excellent.

Dolphins, Whales and Sea Lions agree with us.
 
welcome to the world of earlier risers.
I hope you all have a pissa at the rally!
Hope I never had to be an early riser again.

One of my previous jobs was in Marina Del Ray and start time was 7:00AM. 50 mile commute and I had to be out of the house at 5:30 at the latest to get ahead of the main bulk of traffic which meant I had to be up around 4AM everyday. Ugh, I don't miss that. I am not a morning person.
 
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