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Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

I blew my back out in May of 22, and medically retired in Dec of 22. Ran for office in 2024, and was sworn in Jan 2025.
Got it. I'm not sure if you were open about it. If you were, clearly I missed it.

I've got a few catch lines that may help you when you're up for re-election. Obviously you didn't need anymore catch lines because you are where you are. But just in case.

We can't be safe in the park, if it's too damn dark.

If you recycle your trash, we'll give you some cash.

We gotta fund schools, or we're gonna graduate fools.
 
I just did naughty things in your area.
I've been a BARFer and a post whore since 2009 and I just turned 40 but I'm young enough that you can't just say things like that around here without explanation. Well maybe a 24 hour statute of limitations.

WHAT KINDA THINGS DO YOU DO, G!?

HUH, WHAT DID YOU DO!??
 
Fuck, has it really been 15 years of Barf for me?

Ok, like 11 active but... Fuck

:sex
 
I've been a BARFer and a post whore since 2009 and I just turned 40 but I'm young enough that you can't just say things like that around here without explanation. Well maybe a 24 hour statute of limitations.

WHAT KINDA THINGS DO YOU DO, G!?

HUH, WHAT DID YOU DO!??
Hooning type things. Afterwards, copious amounts of tequila.
 
Hooning type things. Afterwards, copious amounts of tequila.
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