Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

[Melissa]

my guess is YOU!

 

[Rtmac]

Taxes filed and paid. My tax guy was just sentenced to 5.5 years in prison, so hopefully I don't get audited.

 

[budman]

Good Morning.

Congrats on the ride in @mean dad

Found a big ass cockroach in the office restroom this AM.
Told the little bastard he/she had 4 hours to hide or I will have to take them out.
I have folks coming to look at my building at noon. Can't have a big ass CR running around.

The Buddhist in me does not choose death as an easy out. It has been an hour.. lets see if they are gone!

 

[mean dad]

Natural cockroach repellents include catnip, bay leaves and peppermint or orange oil.
Load that shit up for the day.

 

[mikev]

diatomaceous earth sprinkle that shit everywhere.

or if you wanna go nuts, get some Bifen IT{/ul] and mix it in a gallon sprayer. kills em on contact AND prevents for a couple months at a time.

basically the same shit bug companies use.

 

[mean dad]

I was thinking more about keeping them at bay until the inspection.

Put the killing stuff down tomorrow or Friday and let it work over the weekend.

 

[mikev]

in that case, Dr Martens

 

[GAJ]

in that case, Dr Martens

When we lived in Miami, where the Palmetto Bugs are huge and known to fly toward your face, my future father in law used to stomp on them in bare feet.

 

[two wheel tramp]

cockroaches make me want to projectile vomit.

i cannot deal.

 

[Das MotorRad]

reminds me of last tax season, i was eating my lunch (unseasoned hamburger patty) and it was spicy...wtf?? i look closely at my hamburger and it is covered in ants...i was tasting ants...mmmm...

 

[two wheel tramp]

reminds me of last tax season, i was eating my lunch (unseasoned hamburger patty) and it was spicy...wtf?? i look closely at my hamburger and it is covered in ants...i was tasting ants...mmmm...

EWWWWWWWWW!

Hey! You're almost done with the worst of tax season. Yay, you!



My coffee is extra yummy and extra necessary this morning. I am draggin' ass. SO TIRED.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

I figured out that between taxes and property taxes I could have bought one really nice, or two moderately nice motorcycles. I wish I hadn't figured that out.

 

[budman]

CR has crawled back down the drain. Out of sight and out of mind. Will do a quick check before the people come. Seems like dropping some to the goodies mean dad mentioned on the drain will be down. I am more of a repel than kill kind of guy.

 

[mean dad]

reminds me of last tax season, i was eating my lunch (unseasoned hamburger patty) and it was spicy...wtf?? i look closely at my hamburger and it is covered in ants...i was tasting ants...mmmm...

A friend told me a similar story. Her husband got up in the middle of the night and was hungry so he grabbed a bag of Mother's Animal Cookies with the icing on 'em. The bag was almost empty so he just poured it into his mouth and felt little things all over his face and he assumed it was the little sprinkles but it was fuckin ANTS and they were all over him when she went in and turned the lights on.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

Bugger probably realized it had not surfaced in a restaurant and went looking for better opportunities.

Caffeinating and getting ready for work.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

I made a PB&Honey sammich for my mid-day meal today. It's gonna be good.

 

[tuxumino]

there was a restaurant in Oakland China town that if you didn't see a cockroach you were worried that something had changed, best noodles there.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

cockroaches make me want to projectile vomit.

Hey even regular non cockroach things can make people do that.

I figured out that between taxes and property taxes I could have bought one really nice, or two moderately nice motorcycles. I wish I hadn't figured that out.

I figured out that there is a “sign yourself” function of regular acrobat

On top of all, I’d used it. Since my scribble was preloaded….

 

[two wheel tramp]

I am not happy. I am tired!

 

[mean dad]

I'm trying to talk myself out of going home and taking a nap.