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Practical tips for rapture day

sandyxb

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So, this sign popped up in the the middle of Apple town. Since few people know how to operate or even have an AM radio, this is the thread to collect constructive help and tips for those who will catch the Jesus ride and those too lazy to get up in time. You know, important questions for the end of the world like:

- Should I ride this day?
- How to sign over moto property to the BARF post-apocalypse charity?
- Exactly what time is the ride?

Things like that. Please leave religious bashing out of it. If you think other deities have similar group rides, start your own thread. :teeth
 

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I think as long as it not raining fire riding that day is fine.
As for signing over moto property I think its fine to let the seller make all the arrangements and dictate when he pays and how much he pays.
 
:facepalm


mathew 24:36:
" no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself.."

these billboards , commercials, etc doesn't reflect the entire christian followers but of a few individuals...

even the fundamentalists are like :wtf...
 
People get ready, there's a train comin'
You don't need no baggage, you just get on board
All you need is faith to hear the diesels hummin'
You don't need no ticket you just thank the lord

People get ready, there's a train to Jordan
Picking up passengers coast to coast
Faith is the key, open the doors and board them
There's hope for all among those loved the most
There ain't no room for the hopeless sinner whom would hurt all mankind
Just to save his own
Have pity on those whose chances grow thinner
For there is no hiding place against the kingdoms throne

People get ready there's a train comin'
You don't need no baggage, just get on board
All you need is faith to hear the diesels hummin'
You don't need no ticket, just thank the lord
 
aszrael1266 said:
I think as long as it not raining fire riding that day is fine.
As for signing over moto property I think its fine to let the seller make all the arrangements and dictate when he pays and how much he pays.
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BTW folks,
for $12,500 I will see to it that your pet is cared for following your rapture.
 
Ima swing by the biggest church in town and wait for the moment. I may be dreamin' but there MIGHT be a couple cars whose owners got called to Jesus.

Yeah, wouldn't worry about, nothing gonna happen until the Devil takes all the hypocrites
 
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I bet when they leased that sign they had to pay for the whole month :laughing
 
Maybe maybe not. IDK. The bible doesn't give a date. Though if you use the math the authors of several web sites have done, it adds up to the 21st so we'll just have to wait and see.
Either way is fine with me.
 
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I never understand this. People who don't believe in God constantly harping on what the people who believe in God believe.

Get a life already.......:hand
 
Shotline said:
I never understand this. People who don't believe in God constantly harping on what the people who believe in God believe.

Get a life already.......:hand
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oh com enow..this isnt the regular barf bashing of religion with the like sof edricht and I lol

this is stuff thats just downright wacky. theyre putting up billboards for chrissakes. lol even regular old xtians think these people are teh crazy
 
I would seriously like to find a group of folks that really belive this stuff and watch them that whole day. I really would.
Quite interested how they will justify nobody been sucked to the sky the next day too.
 
Corb said:
I would seriously like to find a group of folks that really belive this stuff and watch them that whole day. I really would.
Quite interested how they will justify nobody been sucked to the sky the next day too.
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A Miracle.
 
kevin 714 said:
oh com enow..this isnt the regular barf bashing of religion with the like sof edricht and I lol

this is stuff thats just downright wacky. theyre putting up billboards for chrissakes. lol even regular old xtians think these people are teh crazy
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I find them to be crazy as well, but that isn't the point. It would be like making fun of a crazy homeless person for being homeless. You should be feeling sorry for them, not making fun of them.
 
Shotline said:
I find them to be crazy as well, but that isn't the point. It would be like making fun of a crazy homeless person for being homeless. You should be feeling sorry for them, not making fun of them.
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oh trust me, I feel sorry for them.
 
kevin 714 said:
oh trust me, I feel sorry for them.
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Yes, but you still ridicule them.

But then I was also speaking to the larger issue of people who don't believe in God commenting on and making fun of those that do.

Seriously, what affect does it have on you other than what you let it?
 
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