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Pre-emptive "where can i get a loud pipe thread"

I gots a disc lock alarm from some dude in Oakland but the battery is flat an the alarm don't work. Can I leave my R6 parked on the street in the Tenderloin or SODA overnight without locking my bike? My brothers friends cousin said it would be cool.

You need one of these bro...

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A 250 is too slow to be any fun, you'll outgrow it in a month.

A 250 is very dangerous and should not be ridden by anyone. You don't have the power to zip away from dangerous situations, like when the light turns green at an intersection, and you'll end up getting rear-ended in a matter of days.

You should get a whale dick gixxer that has enough power. ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH POWERRR!!!!
 
If I do a 12 o clock wheelie down 880, how long can I hold it before the engine starves of oil and it blows?
 
how do I drag knee on the corners, I don't want to wear those lame leather pants, can I just duct tape some hockey pucks to my jeans?

I've been riding for a long time I got 300 miles on my bike, what 1000cc bike should I get?

I got pulled over for no license and insurance, how should I fight the ticket?

I'm trying to do the yut-ugh but my bike only does the wat-ugh, is that normal?
 
I've been practicing low-speed figure 8s in a parking lot for two years now and I'd like to talk about doing figure 8s with other beginners who do nothing but figure 8s. But I don't want to hear from anybody who actually rides or has any idea what they're talking about.
 
why does the bay area have such shitty bike nites yo. have yall no pride? socal is so much teh bettar
 
where can i get a icon turtle shell? mad protection mannnn!

when should i shift? at what RPM?

omfg..! me and some buddies just road on a road called Highway 9 and itz teh shit!
 
I tried riding on the freeway but the wind and its windiness threw up an impenetrable wall of fail and I crashed into a Prius. How do I dispose of the battery embedded into my hip in an ecologically responsible manner?
 
I've been practicing low-speed figure 8s in a parking lot for two years now and I'd like to talk about doing figure 8s with other beginners who do nothing but figure 8s. But I don't want to hear from anybody who actually rides or has any idea what they're talking about.

Too soon? Naaaaaaahhhhhh...... :rofl
 
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