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Pre-emptive "where can i get a loud pipe thread"

Just lay it on the ground. It deserves a nap about now.
 
Just lay it on the ground. It deserves a nap about now.

my multistroodle was teh tired:

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Just lay it on the ground. It deserves a nap about now.

Okay, so I did that, and now it won't start! Oh yeah, and this clear, non-alcoholic, and bad-tasting liquid is flowing out of the airbox. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN???
 
"Where can I find a closed cell battery? The fluid keeps spilling out of mine cuz I lean over so far....No...nothing's wrong with my bike, I seriously lean it over so far the fluid spills outta the top of the battery."

^^Actual question someone asked my buddy at a bike shop.
 
Oh how I missed this thread I don't know....but daaaaaaayyyyyuuuum! :rofl
 
Okay, so I did that, and now it won't start! Oh yeah, and this clear, non-alcoholic, and bad-tasting liquid is flowing out of the airbox. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN???

Meh. Don't worry about it. When you're ready to go, just wipe up the drool and be glad it doesn't snore.
 
Actual BARF posts:

Hey guys & girls, as some of you know I have a 2008 R6 and I was wondering if the Honda Polish that I borrowed from a friend is going to void my warranty or ruin my Yamaha paint. He said I should check with the dealer before I spray it on my plastics because the different manufacturers use different clear coats.

The front wheel is 17"X3.50" what tire size should I get.
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not sure if I should get a 120 front. Will a 130 fit on the 3.5 inch rim? If so should I do that?
 
No we'll give you 137 posts on how to fix it,even though you had the answer on post #6 hey kid,quit lickin the window, K?...Robbie
 
Actual BARF posts:
Quote:
Hey guys & girls, as some of you know I have a 2008 R6 and I was wondering if the Honda Polish that I borrowed from a friend is going to void my warranty or ruin my Yamaha paint. He said I should check with the dealer before I spray it on my plastics because the different manufacturers use different clear coats.

Dude... Link me! :rofl
 
If I ever read the phrase "slow speed practice" again I'm going to pistol whip somebody!!!OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

Back on topic:F*ck it
 
Actual BARF posts:

"Hey guys & girls, as some of you know I have a 2008 R6 and I was wondering if the Honda Polish that I borrowed from a friend is going to void my warranty or ruin my Yamaha paint. He said I should check with the dealer before I spray it on my plastics because the different manufacturers use different clear coats."

It'll work but your bike will end up slower. :p
 
If I ever read the phrase "slow speed practice" again I'm going to pistol whip somebody!!!OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

Back on topic:F*ck it

Excuse me, by my ridiculous definition you are an expert, which I asked to stay out of this conversation. Only beginners are supposed to be here, so I can be the only expert 'unhooking the rear' doing 20 MPH figure-8s
 

Excuse me,
You are exused.

ridiculous definition which I asked to stay out of this conversation
I'm smarter than you so what you posted makes no sense, it is illogical
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Please do not use the words "ridiculous" or "conversation" around me, I know the meaning of neither nor do I want to.

you are an expert,
I am not an expert, experts want money from little orphan Annie, little orphan Annie loved safety, safety and SSP.


'unhooking the rear
I never said I unhooked anything besides all manner of sense, common or otherwise. I said that I slipped/drifted/crazy japanesed the poop out of everyones patience. I am the smartest man in the world. I am 15 1/2 and have graduated from phoenix university with a double bubble post doctorate in Bovine Digestive Track Leavings.

doing 20 MPH figure-8s
I never said I traveled at the velocity that is commonly known as 20 miles per hour, I used my GPS to find out that my favorite number is 8.

Only beginners are supposed to be here, so I can be the only expert'
If you are an expert then you want my money, and my tin foil hat, you may have neither. But allow me to show you how much smarter I am by typing an additional two billion pages of the most annoying drivel known to man

It's wet outside, the ground temp. is approximately 3.4048 degrees celsius, this is normal for this time of year but it may be too cold to do my beloved figure eights......dear god what shall I do without my figure eights?????

I'm a mama's boy. Please do not insult me, I'm only annoying the Leavings out of you. Stop pushing your product on me mister bob, you're most likely selling apples, mama said apples are good for me, I do whatever mama says.

Sorry Mods!!!!!Read 30 God Darn pages and then found out the thread was closed, you can imagine my displeasure.
 
You are exused.


I'm smarter than you so what you posted makes no sense, it is illogical
SpocKing_Kong.jpg
Please do not use the words "ridiculous" or "conversation" around me, I know the meaning of neither nor do I want to.


I am not an expert, experts want money from little orphan Annie, little orphan Annie loved safety, safety and SSP.



I never said I unhooked anything besides all manner of sense, common or otherwise. I said that I slipped/drifted/crazy japanesed the poop out of everyones patience. I am the smartest man in the world. I am 15 1/2 and have graduated from phoenix university with a double bubble post doctorate in Bovine Digestive Track Leavings.


I never said I traveled at the velocity that is commonly known as 20 miles per hour, I used my GPS to find out that my favorite number is 8.


If you are an expert then you want my money, and my tin foil hat, you may have neither. But allow me to show you how much smarter I am by typing an additional two billion pages of the most annoying drivel known to man

It's wet outside, the ground temp. is approximately 3.4048 degrees celsius, this is normal for this time of year but it may be too cold to do my beloved figure eights......dear god what shall I do without my figure eights?????

I'm a mama's boy. Please do not insult me, I'm only annoying the Leavings out of you. Stop pushing your product on me mister bob, you're most likely selling apples, mama said apples are good for me, I do whatever mama says.

Sorry Mods!!!!!Read 30 God Darn pages and then found out the thread was closed, you can imagine my displeasure.

fucking brilliant parody mang :thumbup
 
*bows* I could have filled the whole page. That kid gave me more material than a Malaysian sweatshop
 
Yo dawgz can I put a 190/55 rear tire on my GIXXER 600?!?!!! The stock tire isn't wide enough yo, and dat shit is whack. I need more tractionz cuz I turn so fast.
 
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