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School me on Asian Massage Parlors

Ok. So, in the interest of public service and to qualify this thread, I downed 4 good beers (a stout at 9% abv) and visited not only one - but two - massage parlors.

Massage parlor #1 - Decent massage. $40 and a $20 tip. No hint of illegal activity. She said I was "handsome." It is not relevant for this experiment but it made me feel good.

Massage Parlor #2 - Decent massage. $40 and $20 tip. I also got a free "table shower." That was interesting. This girl flirted with the 'boys,' and even washed them in the shower, but never offered anything. Perhaps it is because I didn't "react" to her touch (I'm not 21 anymore). Perhaps it is because I am too straight laced and look like a cop. Perhaps it because I am really, really, really, really ugly. Perhaps because it is a straight up business. I dunno. She said I was "strong." Not really sure what that means.

Bottom line. I am out $120 for two decent massages and I don't feel guilty.

Or.

"Dude, you're so ugly you can't even get laid at a massage parlor."

I'm going with the former for my self esteem. :)
 
you're not out $120, you paid for what you got and you even got your balls rubbed for free(i say free because they don't usually tou......uhh nevermind! :laughing
 
My buddy frequents these places. The one on Valencia, right before Market, $100 just to walk through the door. He said the massage was good, as was the hand job. Very pretty girl, Oriental BTW. But by the time he walked out he'd spent over $200, not sure if a tip was included. Your results may vary... :twofinger
 
Without giving any more info out there is a website that has all the "happy ending" massage parlors in SF. I am shocked it is online and the police don't seem to raid them.
 
954Rider said:
All the women working in them are doing it one their own will and they love the money they get. Trafficking is just a word that the media and women like to sensationalize because they don't want men to have any fun.
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They can just shut their body down so they don't get trafficed. :twofinger
 
sfcootz said:
I've been to an Asian massage place on Taraval (I'm a woman) and it was just a cheap massage place. There are certainly places that offer happy endings and have trafficked women working there.
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You are so brave. There have been a few times that I actually craved a massage but didn't want to go to the wrong place.....
 
never got 'full service' at an 'accupressure' establishment. I wouldn't want to...

last time I got 'happy' at an asian parlor...it burned when I pee-ed the next day. never again.

if you spent $200 you paid way too much...

the foot massage places are decent but I can't get a deep tissue. lots of good legit massage can be found from independents.
 
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fast4d said:
never got 'full service' at an 'accupressure' establishment. I wouldn't want to...

last time I got 'happy' at an asian parlor...it burned when I pee-ed the next day. never again.

if you spent $200 you paid way too much...

the foot massage places are decent but I can't get a deep tissue. lots of good legit massage can be found from independents.
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There's a legitimate asian massage parlor I frequent in El Cerrito, probably the best massage I've had in the bay area. I've been to all sorts of legitimate establishments, from the cheap $25 foot/back chair massage at the asian foot reflexology places, to upscale $100/hour massages in fancy spas. This Accupressure spot in El Cerrito is the best I've had in the bay area. Only $45/hour, though it's expected of you to leave a $15-20 tip, but it's well worth it.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/acupressure-qi-gong-massage-therapy-el-cerrito

Sorry, don't know anything about the rub & tug asian spots, but I hear Chinatown is the place to go for those kind of things.
 
vato_loco said:
My buddy frequents these places. The one on Valencia, right before Market, $100 just to walk through the door. He said the massage was good, as was the hand job. Very pretty girl, Oriental BTW. But by the time he walked out he'd spent over $200, not sure if a tip was included. Your results may vary... :twofinger
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$200 for a hand job? Fuck, I'd rather do it myself. You can buy a lot of lube w/ $200.
 
Did I ever tell you about the time I tried to get a regular massage cause my back hurt so bad, and the lady went straight for the handy J experience no questions asked
 
Asian massage parlors are to obvious these days...you want to hit up the Vietnamese nail salons. get the happy ending in the back room.
 
Thanks Mikey. Since I live nearby, at least it's one safe option to know about. The only massages I have ever had were at Calistoga....long way to drive.
 
Bay Arean said:
Thanks Mikey. Since I live nearby, at least it's one safe option to know about. The only massages I have ever had were at Calistoga....long way to drive.
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If you go, ask for Erin or Eva. From what I've heard, it's pretty safe to assume that all the masseuses do a great job, but I can say first hand that Erin & Eva are strong as f*ck. At first glance, it might seem like a shady rub & tug place, but they're very professional there. They even give you a piece of fruit when you leave, like you just left the doctor's office or some shit. :laughing I took some ecstacy last week and got a massage there, it was fuckin amazing...
 
I had a massage at some cheap place in WC and it was great :thumbup

She said "you have very young body" :) made me soooo happy :)

Then I realized she meant "wow, compared to your ridden hard and put away wet way too many times face, your body is actually quite young, whoda thunk it"

:cry

:x
 
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