Janna
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A couple of days ago, my brother's 2008 CBR600 was stolen from in front of his house in Vallejo. He lives in a not-great part of town, and his garage is currently unusable due to needed repairs. He's been chaining his bike to his Jeep in front of his house.
A few days ago, he rode home from work at 4 am, like he does, went inside to get something he needed to be able to chain the bike up, and he fell asleep sitting down.
When he woke up, the bike was gone.
He had just put new tires on it, and they weren't heat-cycled in yet.
Friday, the cops called to say they had found the bike. The asshat who stole it caught the eye of the police, who tried to pull him over. He took off trying to evade them...and when he took a corner on those brand-new tires, he went down.
Asshat is now in the hospital. Cops said he was a scumbag well known to them who just got out of Folsom in May. He's going back to jail for this. (Left at the scene of the accident was his 2X big-ass leather jacket. Nice jacket, too.)
Damage:
He rattle-canned the CBR. Sprayed it matte black. That alone is criminal.
He punched out the ignition. (Gotta figure out how to replace that.)
He took off the mirrors for some reason. Both of them are gone along with the license plate. Wires are hanging off the back.
The bike took damage on the right side: bent handlebar, ruined plastics, brake lever sheared off, slider sheared off, metal scraped off the engine bits.
Good news: Radiator is not leaking and seems fine. The bike shifts. No other damage is readily apparent to the naked eye (as in frame, forks, stuff like that).
Bad news: My brother only had liability. (I know, I know... and trust me, HE knows.)
Anyway, the combination of brand-new tires and evading officers led to some instant karma for the MF. But my poor brother is kinda screwed.
A few days ago, he rode home from work at 4 am, like he does, went inside to get something he needed to be able to chain the bike up, and he fell asleep sitting down.
When he woke up, the bike was gone.
He had just put new tires on it, and they weren't heat-cycled in yet.
Friday, the cops called to say they had found the bike. The asshat who stole it caught the eye of the police, who tried to pull him over. He took off trying to evade them...and when he took a corner on those brand-new tires, he went down.
Asshat is now in the hospital. Cops said he was a scumbag well known to them who just got out of Folsom in May. He's going back to jail for this. (Left at the scene of the accident was his 2X big-ass leather jacket. Nice jacket, too.)
Damage:
He rattle-canned the CBR. Sprayed it matte black. That alone is criminal.
He punched out the ignition. (Gotta figure out how to replace that.)
He took off the mirrors for some reason. Both of them are gone along with the license plate. Wires are hanging off the back.
The bike took damage on the right side: bent handlebar, ruined plastics, brake lever sheared off, slider sheared off, metal scraped off the engine bits.
Good news: Radiator is not leaking and seems fine. The bike shifts. No other damage is readily apparent to the naked eye (as in frame, forks, stuff like that).
Bad news: My brother only had liability. (I know, I know... and trust me, HE knows.)
Anyway, the combination of brand-new tires and evading officers led to some instant karma for the MF. But my poor brother is kinda screwed.
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