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stupid cager tricks

Just this morning, I got stuck behind a woman in a huge 4-door full-size Chevy truck with a camper shell, and she was too scared to change lanes, or to go the speed limit (in a 40-mph zone).
(Note, I'm in my big huge 1974 Dodge pickup)

So, we turn right off the freeway, into a "right-turn only" lane. She's in front of me, hits the left blinker (which blinks in her rear-view mirror, too). I'm behind her, there's no one in the lane to the left, I change over one lane to the left, and she STILL taps the brakes, skitters around in her lane, before finally moving over in front of me.

She continues forward at 35mph, with the blinker on, smoking, rolls down her window to check her hair in the mirror, continues to go slow, people passing us at 40-45 in the other lanes, she rolls up her window.

I keep thinking, "Well, maybe she'll change lanes and get out of my way." Plenty of spots open up in the next lane, but she doesn't move. Finally, after EVERYONE ON THE ENTIRE FREAKING ROAD has passed us, and she still hasn't changed lanes, I scoot over and go around her, and move back into the lane in front of her.

The next group of traffic that was released from the red light behind us catches up to her, and she starts moving across the road to the left, to finally get into the left turn lane.
 
My favorite is cagers on the freeway yapping on cell phones. I love it when they sloooowly start drifting into your lane, only to wig out and swerve back like a maniac when the realize they're unintentially changing lanes.

The first time can be a little startling if it catches you by surprise, but watching them do it the third or fourth time in a row is downright funny.
 
Drivers in the #1(far left) lane who are not passing.

People who drive in the center of the #2(far right) lane not allowing for cars to move up on their right for a right turn on red.

Drivers who don't pay attention to the flow of traffic and either force you to brake or speed up because they cannot accomplish thier pass before you are climbing up the ass of the car in front of you.

People who litter.

Drivers who pay more attention to the crap that's happening inside their vehicle than the crap that's happening outside their vehicle.

Slow mergers.

People who are towing large objects and yet are driving like they are in a sports car.

Drivers who have 5 or more vehicles behind them and do not pull over to let the group through.

People who drive slow forceing the flow of traffic to slow and build up behind them.

People who drive slow thinking that they are citizen cop and it's up to them to enforce their percieved notions of traffic laws.

aw crap, it's endless :p
 
yup, I'm feelin' y'all :mad

* it's one thing having slow mergers, but! to have one slow down or even friggin' stop and wait for a break in freeway traffic

* The cager that pulls into a lane with decent flow of traffic, only to disrupt the flow by going slower.

* The cager on the cell phone that is doing - 5 to -10 mph slower than flow traffic...in the #1, #2 lanes.

* The cager that doesn't signal and insists making a lane change right in front of you as if he/she owns the lane you're in......regardless of what type of vehical your in

to them all, :finger
 
#A-1, above all others. F'ked up headlight aiming. Be it from some moron that could'nt change the damn thing and is now spoting aircraft; or the lifted/lowered truck/car that is too st00pid to aim their crap properly.
 
people who dont focus on driving. i wonder if car drivers would get mad if i was reading the newspaper while riding like they do?
 
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