Surviving Bigfoot rape

[gixxerjoeca]

This quiz will measure your ability to survive a Sasquatch sexual assault

Guess ill have to shoot first and ask questions later.

 

[Aluisious]

You have a 8% chance of survival!
Better watch your ass next time you go hiking

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

16 %.... Good thing I don't like hiking...

 

[DucatiHoney]

26%

I've dated some pretty hairy dudes, so I've got practice at this.

 

[Caddywumpus]

 

[aszrael1266]

woot I have a 1 in 3 chance in living.

 

[tuxumino]

26%

I've dated some pretty hairy dudes, so I've got practice at this.

I'm still waiting for you to braid my back hair.

 

[Cheyenne]

17%, Whew! I'm less freaky than Oceansides!

 

[aprilinfrance]

I gots 30%... I don't hike, so I think I'll be okay

 

[some_random_guy]

I am BigFoot...

 

[Bonzo]

18% ... lol

 

[Beauregard]

 

[psychocandy]

22%

i didn't post it to my FB wall either, even though i used to love stupid FB quizzes.

 

[Cheyenne]

Actually...I was hoping I'd do better...what if I end up in prison?

So...do plushies count for "practice"?

 

[Bubba_s]

8%, just get it over with you hairy freak

 

[NorCalAthlete]

For those with higher percentages - doesn't that just mean you're more used to taking it up the ass?




no, i didn't bother clicking on the link. just looked at the pics posted.

 

[aprilinfrance]

For those with higher percentages - doesn't that just mean you're more used to taking it up the ass?




no, i didn't bother clicking on the link. just looked at the pics posted.

Or some of us already have done it with bigger people.

 

[Nitewaif]

31% here

 

[Volcomism]

31% here

same for me.

 

[Nitewaif]

same for me.

You know my significant other. Somehow I figured my chances would be higher.