Talking sh*t about Harley riders....

[sn0w1337]

I'll be sure to blow you a kiss so you know it's me.

 

[plumber]

I enjoy it when Average Joe BARFer posts up something derogatory about Harley riders. It makes me happy because it reminds me of all the times I've smoked the fuck out of squids on Gixxers and ZX6r's with hotbodies undertails and slip-om pipes with a near-stock Dyna.

Next time I scare the shit out of you as I pass on the inside of a left on Mines or 9 be sure to post up a vivid complaint/rant/whine about the mean Harley Guy.

I'll be sure to blow you a kiss so you know it's me.

A buddy of mine grinds the smack out his Ultra. He rides hard and stresses that refrigerator to the max but you can't make up for ground clearance. BTW I was passed by a Harley going out 84 from Alices about 27 years ago. It was an XR750 flattracker with a passenger. He was a tiny little fack with huge balz and skills to match. I was embarrasked'

 

[jacksprat]

I enjoy it when Joe posts up. It makes me happy because it reminds me of all the times I've smoked the fuck out of squids with hotbodies and pipes.

Next time I shit out of you on the inside be sure to post up a vivid complaint/rant/whine about the mean Harley Guy.

I'll be sure to blow you a kiss so you know it's me.

Fixed.

You're one of those new angry gay guy's it seems.

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

Harley riders all have the clap. Be careful, they might ooze on you. They are always stoned, are inbred, and borderline retarded. They have skid marks on their knuckles and their drawers. They have long, sloping foreheads and sunken eyes. They are also all homoseksheral and will turn you homoseksheral, too. They eat kittens for breakfast and babies for dinner. They sell meth because none of them have real jobs and they all live under bridges. Since Harleys are so expensive, they have to sell a shit pile of meth. Harley riders like to get into shoot-outs at casinos and cop a feel on old ladies with oxygen tanks. Every dead Harley rider is burried with a broken connecting rod shoved up his ass. Riding a Harley will give you halitosis and man boobs. And shrink your wiener.

I laughed so hard when I read this on my lunch break I was crying. I clocked in wiping tears from my eyes as my fellow employees kept asking me if I was OK...

You dude are stereotyping Most Barfers love to drink, what is your point again? As for loud bikes, I love it when I can follow one through traffic, everyone moves out of their way. Makes splitting soooo much easier.

I have friends that ride harley's out of 5 good friends only one is a snob. He will ride with me but not my non harley friends. His wife is game though. She is getting her soft tail soon! arty

I found more clowns are on sportsbikes then cruisers. You don't see a guy or girl pulling stunts across intersections during rush hour when riding cruisers. Ducatis are the worst Plus you have parts falling off all the time.

Soooo... what you're saying is, Ducatis are the lepers of sprotbiles??

 

[Karbon]

man i'd punch a nun for an XR750 flattracker. Pretty much the most badass harley you can get.

 

[hitman5532]

man i'd punch a nun for an XR750 flattracker. Pretty much the only badass harley you can get.

FIXED

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

Jdubau has a pretty fast Harley that he's heavily modified to be able to rail it in the twisties... Dood is smokin' fast on that thing!

 

[Removed 4]

My neighbor is one of those guys who furthers the Harley Douche persona. He revs his shit outside my window at 0630 every weekday. He won't even look at me, let alone wave at me if we happen to pass on the street. No gear other than the half dome brain bucket. Blah blah blah.

 

[Desmodromic]

I see why girls like HD's, they vibrate so bad that bolts come off.

True story:

Was at the petrol station and my friend was told by a HD rider: "Why do you ride that jap shit? ....."
I took it upon my self to give him some lip back and talk some sense into him, took sometime but he calmed down.

Then again I have been mocked by jap bike riders for not riding a jap bike... and get challenged to race.

 

[epim]

Ugh. Let me tell you kids how this breaks down:

Only Tools ride a Harleys.
Only Cowards ride a Honda (reliability is for sissies.)
Only Idiots ride a Suzuki.
Only Furries ride a Kawasaki.
Only Goths ride Ducatis.
Only RUBs ride MV Agusta.

Only AWESOME MANLY MEN OF POWER AND STAMINA ride a Yamaha.

The choice is clear.

 

[Razorback]

Ugh. Let me tell you kids how this breaks down:

Only Tools ride a Harleys.
Only Cowards ride a Honda (reliability is for sissies.)
Only Idiots ride a Suzuki.
Only Furries ride a Kawasaki.
Only Goths ride Ducatis.
Only RUBs ride MV Agusta.

Only AWESOME MANLY MEN OF POWER AND STAMINA ride a Yamaha.

The choice is clear.

I guess no one rides Triumphs? I was wondering why it still had zero miles all these years...

 

[Teddy]

Only AWESOME MANLY MEN OF POWER AND STAMINA ride a Yamaha.

.....hmmm.....I know a couple of little girls that like them too........

I just asked our saleswoman here what her favorite bike is, her reply "R6". Now, she is an ex fitness model that trains MMA, but she is still a girly, girl. hahahaha.


Can't wait for the masses to jump on me for that comment after preaching about all of the rider stereotyping and posers......hahahaha.

I think one of you should buy my harley so you can experience it for yourself and then post with a proper perspective. For only $17K you too can experience the undeniable fun of putting around on a loud, slow bike that will give you more attitude and get you more attention that you ever expected.

 

[some_random_guy]

Ugh. Let me tell you kids how this breaks down:

Only Tools ride a Harleys.
Only Cowards ride a Honda (reliability is for sissies.)
Only Idiots ride a Suzuki.
Only Furries ride a Kawasaki.
Only Goths ride Ducatis.
Only RUBs ride MV Agusta.

Only AWESOME MANLY MEN OF POWER AND STAMINA ride a Yamaha.

The choice is clear.

Take your manly man of power and stamina yamaha riding ass back to the castro

 

[DucatiHoney]

Soooo... what you're saying is, Ducatis are the lepers of sprotbiles??

Puh-lease. I only lose oil, but I get it back in the form of smoke. It all works out.

 

[Gunzen]

Ugh. Let me tell you kids how this breaks down:

Only Tools ride a Harleys.
Only Cowards ride a Honda (reliability is for sissies.)
Only Idiots ride a Suzuki.
Only Furries ride a Kawasaki.
Only Goths ride Ducatis.
Only RUBs ride MV Agusta.

Only AWESOME MANLY MEN OF POWER AND STAMINA ride a Yamaha.

The choice is clear.

Only AWESOME MANLY MEN OF POWER AND STAMINA ride a Yamaha.

you forgot to put "fat" guys at the end of that. is that you on your yamaha? I hope that is a scooter, lol.

on topic, I ride ducati and bought aan FZ750 brand new of the showroom floor in 1986, and I'm neither a goth or a fat guy, your point is?

 

[jraice]

No offense to harley riders on this forum but facts are facts. Harley riders in general are complete douchebags that deliberately block lanes to keep other motorcyclists from passing.

Harley riders slow down when a group of other moto riders come up behind.

Harley riders have the most obnoxious sounding bikes ever and ride through neighborhoods setting off car alarms...all day long every day.

Harley riders love to drive drunk.

Harley riders IN GENERAL cant ride a motorcycle to save his life.


Harley riders IN GENERAL each weigh equal to about three sportbike riders.

Harley riders idea of improving a motorcycle ....add 80 pounds of chrome

Harley riders laugh in the face of ATGATT....because they are cool.....cough....

My dad rides a harley... and he rides it at a pretty good click through the twisties. Sure he cant keep up with me on the Buell, but its a harley...

Now what, everybody that doesnt drive a Ferrari or a high class Japanese car is inferior because they dont go as fast as you and dont have the fastest producation vehicle out there?

Also most harleys do let me by, yeah there are some pricks that dont but I have seen just as many sport bike riders not let me by...

Today on Pescadero I passed 3 harley riders, they all let me by, one even waved for me to pass.

And to the OP... lets ride sometime! I'd love to see if my skills on the Buell can outride a proficient Harley . If anything it will be fun to tell my dad, hey see somebody on a Hog (his is a big Road King though) can keep up!

 

[Human Ills]

Only AWESOME MANLY MEN OF POWER AND STAMINA ride a Yamaha.

The choice is clear.

Pushing them home is a workout, eh?

 

[Desmodromic]

Pushing them home is a workout, eh?

Ben Spies know all about that... funny how he might be leaving a Japanese manufacturer going to an Italian bike firm because of reliability issues

Puh-lease. I only lose oil, but I get it back in the form of smoke. It all works out.

Hey at lease our frames don't fall apart while the company refuses to do a recall till legal action was taken, lol.

 

[DucatiHoney]

Oh I know what's wrong with this thread...

<injects humor>

<injects sarcasm>

There...all better now.

 

[Teddy]

I think this thread has made it possible to form a solid conclusion: All motorcyclists are asshats