Way, way, way, back...... so many memorable spots. My memory is prejudiced by nostalgia. In truth, those places were probably not as good as my memory wants them to be. Sam Jordan's on 3rd, before the family ran it into the ground. The Lucky Penny on Geary and Masonic. Doggie Diner. Clown Alley. Zim's. The old "Cliff House" when the mechanical museum was still there. The Pierce Street Annex on Fillmore. Liverpool Lil's at The Presidio Gates. The old Sam Wo's, across from the old Golden Dragon - back when the owner's daughter worked there. Club DV8 where guys could meet a LadyBoy without flying to Thailand. The 24 hour Video Cafe on 21st & Geary. The Kanzaki Lounge in J-Town. Cesar's Latin Palace - where the owner was always running for mayor. Trader Vic's in Cosmo Alley. Original Joe's on Turk & Taylor. Tunnel Top Bar, where Bush roofs Stockton - where Miles Archer was done in by Brigid O'Shaughnessy.
The old San Francisco is gone. The corner store at Clay & Taylor is still there. But Frank Bullitt isn't going in to buy frozen dinners, and walk across the street to his apartment. There will never be another chase with a Mustang and a Charger, going from The Marina Green to Guadalupe Canyon Parkway. We will never see an open air market of prostitution like when Slick Willie was 'da Mayor.
We have to live in the current San Francisco. Learn to like the shops and Farmers Market @ The Ferry Building. Appreciate The Exploratorium on The Embarcadero. Watch a Warriors game @ Chase.
Sam Wo? You went there? Thats like me saying I go to Shandong in Oakland CTown.
Man I miss Golden Dragon. Their chun kern had actual meat. ACTUAL MEAT!
Back in the day char siu bao did not have the slit on top. Who the fuck came up with that idea. There is still one shop where you can get CSB the way it used to be made. Forgot the name but its on Clement.
DNA Lounge… RC boats at Spreckles on Sunday… Ah yes, Pierce Street Annex, you hung out there? The triangle was a little yuppy for me. Witnessed my friend fall in love with a girl that walked into Balboa Cafe w her BF. They made the mother of all eye contact. When the BF went to take a piss my friend walked over to her, introduced himself. They went out a couple weeks later. Married. Kids.
Summers I’s take the L train up to 19th. Forgot the name of the theater. Parkside or Fox? Anyway, every summer to keep kids out of trouble they showed a different movie every day for 25 cents. Attack of the Crab Monster. Valley of the Gwangi…
Back to Scandinavian Restaurant on upper market. Late 80s I ate there once a week. I’d park for free across Market in the funeral home parking lot.
The restaurant was cafeteria style. Grab a tray and walk down the assorted dishes and tell Ernst what you wanted. Best deal for I think $6? Swedish meatballs if you want. Always say please if you want lingonberry sauce. His soups were delish along with his meatloaf.
He employed 3-4 girls. They were always changing. Young blondes from his native northern euro country. Don’t recall if it was Sweden or Finland. Girls were smokin’. I could never crack the code goddamnit.
For breakfast I’d stop by John’s Cafe on Mission. Chili cheese omelette. If I was in the Sunset I’d sometimes stop for lunch at that cafe on 19th. Forgot the name. He’s roast a turkey every day. His fresh roast turkey sammys were so good. Then there’s that diner on lower California near that motel. Took my beautiful half Japanese cousin there for lunch once.
Second floor at Vesuvius with the window table looking down at Columbus. That was my go to seat. I stopped going there after some Colorado import bartendress got uppity with me. Whatever… I’m an OG Sunset Boy.
Nostalgia makes the food taste better than what it was.