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The epsom salt saga. Or: Why it hurts to sit.

I believe Coleridge was known to indulge in Epsom salts and parlay his fantastickal visions into sublime poesy.
 
I don't know about the rest of you folks but I intend to die with my green little army men and bits of congealed paste stuck to my bowels.
 
Video tape the effects! :rofl
 
Anyone ever try Ipecac? (try and spell that)
 
Squidly McSmearstain said:
What I want to know is, do epsom salts improve your vocabulary and enhance your ability to communicate through the written word.

Two people ingest epsom salts and write like Hemingway in describing the effects.

Does Feanor indulge in epsom salts?

This thread definitely delivers, but raises more questions than it answers.
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Damn straight. I'm a pretty good writer, myself, and I'm impressed by what Valgar accomplished. Short, tight, expressive prose, in which every single word painted a vivid portrait of a moment in the Epsom saga. William Strunk would be proud.

I think I'm going to hop on this bandwagon at some point, if for no other reason than to improve my writing. Not sure when, though. The Frosted Mini Wheats are doing their job quite nicely, so I see no reason to upgrade...
 
Dr. Evil said:
I think I'm going to hop on this bandwagon at some point, if for no other reason than to improve my writing. Not sure when, though. The Frosted Mini Wheats are doing their job quite nicely, so I see no reason to upgrade...
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DO IT!

I thought I was done for the night. Showered and everything. A gurgle in my bowels tells me I may be due for a second round ere I sleep. Not a firehose, nor a deluge, but I'm feeling like I might float away for all the waste I'm no longer carrying with me. Oddly, no army men, shoe leather, nor elmers' paste. This apparently means either I never indulged in any of these delicacies in my early years (unpossible) or that I have a more powerful digestive system than Valgar and Obscura (also unpossible).

Perhaps tomorrow will yield the treasures I seek. :green

:twofinger
 
calmike79 said:
great, how am i supposed to take a relaxing epsom salt bath ever again? :mad
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Switch to Aveeno after teabagging yourself with Absorbine, snorting a dash of cayenne pepper, and slamming a shot of vodka mixed with a tbsp of black pepper.
 
why oh why oh why am I tempted to try this myself :confused
 
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