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The official llama thread
- Thread starter *Tina*
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*Tina*
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postcholo said:somebody needs a good spanking by someone in an executioners mask
Ooh, that sounds like fun, will you be bringing that with you on the 16th ?!?!
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Dead llamas
Dead llamas
Dead llamas aren't much fun
They don't come when you call
They don't chase dogs at all
Dead llamas aren't much fun
My llama died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead llamas aren't much fun
Mom says llama's days are through
She's gonna throw him in the stew
Dead llamas aren't much fun
Dead llamas
Dead llamas
Dead llamas aren't much fun
Dead llamas
Dead llamas aren't much fun
They don't come when you call
They don't chase dogs at all
Dead llamas aren't much fun
My llama died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead llamas aren't much fun
Mom says llama's days are through
She's gonna throw him in the stew
Dead llamas aren't much fun
Dead llamas
Dead llamas
Dead llamas aren't much fun
*Tina*
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Look, now youve pissed off the llama, he spits in your direction !!!
postcholo
Chile con Carnage
that AND my fur lined paddle!Psychochik said:Ooh, that sounds like fun, will you be bringing that with you on the 16th ?!?!
*Tina*
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postcholo said:that AND my fur lined paddle!
That could make for a fun and interesting night in Napa. CANT WAIT !!!
postcholo
Chile con Carnage
well, you have to walk before you can run and her butt isn't used to good paddlings yet.Janna said:
of course i'd remove the lining for you.
*Tina*
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postcholo said:well, you have to walk before you can run and her butt isn't used to good paddlings yet.
of course i'd remove the lining for you.
You dont know me very well !!!
postcholo
Chile con Carnage
oh! well, i stand corrected. in that case, i'll bring this one:Psychochik said:You dont know me very well !!!
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I'll have to find where my toolkit is- it's been in storage...
*Tina*
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*Tina*
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I was just informed that there has been a llamacide in Oakland. I am deeply saddened by this news.
RIP poor Llama, I didnt know you, but I'm sure you brought great joy to those who had the opportunity to meet you. 
http://www.ktvu.com/news/9931563/detail.html
OAKLAND -- Andrew Gordon has seen his share of pit bulls, stray cats, lost pythons and runaway dogs during his 31 years as an Oakland Animal Control officer. On Monday, he found himself with a unique mystery -- how did a dead Llama end up on a street in the middle of Oakland?
Gordon said animal control got call from a 911 dispatcher around 12:30 p.m. saying someone had reported a dead horse in the middle road in an 900 block of 89th Ave.
When he arrived on the scene, a small group of Oakland police officers and onlookers were gathered around the carcass. Each had their own theory about how the animal got there.
"It was wrapped in a canvas so it looked like a horse, but when I looked inside and saw its head, I knew it was a Llama," he said. "It was different (than his normal calls)…A dead llama down in an area surrounded by warehouses was a shock…We might only have a handful of llamas in the entire city."
Gordon believes that the 300-400 pound animal was actually killed or died elsewhere and was dumped in the sparsely populated area.
"It had to take several people to get it here," he said.
The body was loaded onto a tow truck and was being examined at the animal control headquarters. anyone with information was asked to call the Oakland Police non-emergency number.
RIP poor Llama, I didnt know you, but I'm sure you brought great joy to those who had the opportunity to meet you. http://www.ktvu.com/news/9931563/detail.html
OAKLAND -- Andrew Gordon has seen his share of pit bulls, stray cats, lost pythons and runaway dogs during his 31 years as an Oakland Animal Control officer. On Monday, he found himself with a unique mystery -- how did a dead Llama end up on a street in the middle of Oakland?
Gordon said animal control got call from a 911 dispatcher around 12:30 p.m. saying someone had reported a dead horse in the middle road in an 900 block of 89th Ave.
When he arrived on the scene, a small group of Oakland police officers and onlookers were gathered around the carcass. Each had their own theory about how the animal got there.
"It was wrapped in a canvas so it looked like a horse, but when I looked inside and saw its head, I knew it was a Llama," he said. "It was different (than his normal calls)…A dead llama down in an area surrounded by warehouses was a shock…We might only have a handful of llamas in the entire city."
Gordon believes that the 300-400 pound animal was actually killed or died elsewhere and was dumped in the sparsely populated area.
"It had to take several people to get it here," he said.
The body was loaded onto a tow truck and was being examined at the animal control headquarters. anyone with information was asked to call the Oakland Police non-emergency number.
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Oakland has the highest Llamacide rate in the nation now
Poor Llama
Let's organize a group ride thru Oakland to "Stop the Llamacide!!!"
Poor Llama Let's organize a group ride thru Oakland to "Stop the Llamacide!!!"
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CUIDADO!!! Llamas!!!
*Tina*
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Poor Llama, I couldnt sleep at all lastnight thinking about the poor thing.
*Tina*
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Not a repost, very cute !!!
