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The Terrorists Have Won

Oh God I just had a horrible thought.

Imagine instead of Terry Crews

Old Spice went with Ted Cruz
 
clutchslip said:
Oh what the screen can do for people. Plenty of ordinary looking women become sexual objects because of their acting roles. Julia Roberts for example. After "Pretty Woman" it was all over. Except for me. Very ordinary looking person. AND she walked like a duck before that movie and after that movie. I don't do ducks. :x
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I have to agree. No man I know finds her lust-worthy or "hot". She's pretty at best and has a very weird toothy smile. She's certainly very pretty in that movie, but that's about it..
 
Mike95060 said:
Meh, I'd rather just grow my own medicine.
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I think I used the wrong smilie.

I meant, "luckily there are pills for that :nchantr"

And in that vein, this comic that Revnort just posted seems relevant:

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HappyHighwayman said:
I have to agree. No man I know finds her lust-worthy or "hot". She's pretty at best and has a very weird toothy smile. She's certainly very pretty in that movie, but that's about it..
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I guarantee that given the chance most if not all of those men you know who don't find her "lust-worthy or 'hot'" would sleep with her in a heartbeat given the chance, especially back in Pretty Woman.
 
Mike95060 said:
Advertising is a clever way of making you feel like shit. All of it.
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I usually feel like after eating at Carl's Jr....

As for Julia Roberts: Days after she surprisingly married Lyle Lovette in 1993 he did a show at the Greek Theater. As the lights dimmed for the start of the show, a tall, willowy figure with long curled hair and a shimmery dress came out into the dark, curves and legs silhouetted against back stage lights. Applause and gasps of "She's here!" and "It's her!" could be heard throughout.

The figure stepped up to the mic stand, and with a deep, manly, gravely voice, announced the intro to LL and His Large Band. It wasn't her, and no one could tell the difference.
 
NorCalAthlete said:
I guarantee that given the chance most if not all of those men you know who don't find her "lust-worthy or 'hot'" would sleep with her in a heartbeat given the chance, especially back in Pretty Woman.
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You're mixing up reality and fantasy, and I agree.

But this is not real life. I bet a ton of celebs actually look terrible in person without makeup and photoshop.
 
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