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Third graders plot to kill teacher

:wow
Police seized a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and a crystal paperweight from the students, who apparently intended to use them against the teacher, Tanner said.

That's a LOT of school supplies to carry around!
 
this screams of how many 8 years olds could you beat up:wtf
 
that is some WTF shit.
but imagine the life of counseling and other fucked up shit that the kids were saved from if they would have tried it.
i bet the teacher is being investigated for being a pedo now.
 
I blame the teacher if she didnt reject the third graders advances she wouldnt have any of this sh!t come down on her. These kids dont play for fun they play for real.
 
I blame the school for not having a broken steak knife-handcuffs-duct tape-electrical and transparent tape-ribbon-crystal paperweight detector :teeth
 
April Fools or not, once in 6th grade a friend of mine passed a letter to me during class that said "I want to kill Mrs. XXXXXXX". It was innocent enough, and was just her way of saying how horrible this math class was (it was pretty bad). I drew a fairly realistic drawing of the teacher on the same piece of paper, and passed it back to my friend to cheer her up. Well, we got busted and the teacher took the paper away.

I don't even think we got a phone call home. We had to apologize, and that was about it. I can't even begin to imagine now what would have happened if it was during current hyper-sensitive school violence times. Granted, she probably wouldn't have written that today, but still.
 
It's a true story that happened to be published on April Fool's Day. :shocker

Here's the local newspaper story:
 

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Damn!!! Those are some evil little mofo's!!!!

I wonder if you shaved their heads, will you find a birth mark of 666 ?

Do they all have pet Rottweilers?
 
me said:
April Fools or not, once in 6th grade a friend of mine passed a letter to me during class that said "I want to kill Mrs. XXXXXXX". It was innocent enough, and was just her way of saying how horrible this math class was (it was pretty bad). I drew a fairly realistic drawing of the teacher on the same piece of paper, and passed it back to my friend to cheer her up. Well, we got busted and the teacher took the paper away.

I don't even think we got a phone call home. We had to apologize, and that was about it. I can't even begin to imagine now what would have happened if it was during current hyper-sensitive school violence times. Granted, she probably wouldn't have written that today, but still.
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ScorpioVI said:
That reminds me of the Kramer and the Karate Kids episode on Seinfeld.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk1GZhI_B4A
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It's really funny you said that, because (and I doubt anyone is going to believe this) the girl that Kramer is beating up when Elaine walks in was the girl in my story that wrote the note to me. She tried for a while to get on TV shows as a kid and this was the only one she made it on IIRC.

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Small world. :wow
 
sounds kinky IMO.....

:p jk
 
You know, the 'cuffs, tape & knife are the same items that serial rapists/killers used as part of their M.O. I wonder if these kids got the idea from watching CSI or televised bio shows of Ted Bundy or that BTK bastard. Or maybe some male relative.
 
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