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Tubgirl Monday....Or how my house shat all over the street.

:rofl

That crappy story goes nicely with this pecan pie I'm chowing on right now!
 
Hmmm I guess that whole "shit always rolls downhill" thing needs some revision :jaded
 
A girlfriend of mine and her husband had a similar deal...they bought a house and some illegal shower had been put into the basement--it was always "a slow drainer". One Christmas the in-laws come to visit and she had them staying down there. All of the sudden after Grampa takes a dump, a buncha butt corn come floating UP the drain where Gramma's trying to take a rinse. Need I say that hilarity did not ensue. They got it fixed, but I think they ended up having to dig up half the front yard and they offended the noses of everyone within a half a mile of the house.
 
Dave, I should get you this for your vest

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http://www.amazon.com/MSM-SHIT-MAGN...F8&qid=1361860857&sr=8-2&keywords=shit+magnet
 
You know, Valgar posts the phrase "tubgirl" and I vaguely remember something about those two chicks in the dish sink at KFC and stupidly google the phrase.

Wrong reference.

God. Dammit. Dave.

When am I gonna learn not to do that. :| :green :rofl
 
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O'Nick, when are you going to learn? Never Google a valgar term that isn't clear to you. I learned that when I was curious what a munroe transfer was. :green :cry
 
LOL thread...ouch.

This reminds me of this one rental place where they installed a new sliding window (wooden frame), but the lower frame was taller than the original frame... so the two panes were always OVER-overlapping themselves when closed!
Also, they painted it shut . From the outside.. on teh fire exit on the third floor.
(too much paint and it was completely sealed)

So .. so much for "renovation" or whoever did the driveway.. :))
 
Dammit, Dave. I am at work, srs business and all that, and damn near choked trying to hold in my laughter.
 
cycle61 said:
You know, Valgar posts the phrase "tubgirl" and I vaguely remember something about those two chicks in the dish sink at KFC and stupidly google the phrase.

Wrong reference.

God. Dammit. Dave.

When am I gonna learn not to do that. :| :green :rofl
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You can run such things through lemonparty.org and it'll tell you if they're something gross or not.
 
sfcootz said:
That sounds like when a root ruined our outgoing line years ago except we didn't have a poo fountain.
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I had my dad convinced I was an incompetent asshole of a renter and had royally fucked the plumbing system at my place... :laughing

Then the city came out (called them,) once we started to purge shit-poo cocktail on the neighbors lawn; (line ran over and joined with the neighbors,) Their super-cool snake cam revealed that massive roots had punctured the line and stopped everything up. The sound of unsaid pounds of shit and piss suddenly being freed and sucked down is interesting to say the least...:laughing

It's a childhood nightmare realized: sewage coming back through and up into the bathtub....shit/piss spilling over onto your floor.....ugh. :nchantr

It was that day I truly realized why plumbers make good money. They damned deserve it.
 
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