Ugliest Bikes Ever?

[DESMOnic]

 

[sixtytwo]

Huh, I'm surprised they didn't paint over the tires too

 

[Var]

Kawasaki ninja 250/500 and 09 1k
Suzuki katana
KTM (dual sport) dont know the model
Harley D.
Aprellia tuono

Wow i'm with you all the way down that list.

The tuono, as great of a bike as it is, was inspired by a Vietnam War Vet crapping in the bushes, where the squeezee was startled by napalm(even though it was friendly fire), put his shorts back on and ran off. The remainder that was left poking out like a turtle head was smeared into his shorts became the blueprint for the front fairing of the tuono.

 

[Kornholio]

Kawasaki ninja 250/500 and 09 1k
Suzuki katana
KTM (dual sport) dont know the model
Harley D.
Aprellia tuono

The old 250 maybe. The new one doesn't look bad at all. The 500 I'll agree is an dire need of an overhaul as far as appearances go. The 2009 Z1000 doesn't look bad to me except the exhaust but that's totally fixable. The KTM Adventure is indeed one hell of an ugly bike but I think that's part of its charm for the people that ride it. Just saying Harley Davidson in general is pretty unfair but then again I grew up around Harleys and happened to find a lot of them really easy on the eyes...that is until people add booby tassels and such. The Tuono is a nice looking bike too.

 

[weak_link]

KTM dual sports are great looking in a funky kinda way. Not for the *$'s posers out there, that's for sure.

 

[Kornholio]

Not for the *$'s posers out there, that's for sure.

Exactly!

 

[JO EBRMC]

anything OCC

You don't say....

Good lord, they are fucking retarded.

 

[Kestrel]

The old 250 maybe. The new one doesn't look bad at all.

250 really isn't all that hideous looking aside from the 80s headlight. A lot of it depends exactly where it is that you're looking from.

I prefer the ass

 

[Johndicezx9]

Not sure what Aprilia is going for here... New Age Bobber? A possible competitor for that BMW LoRider concept?


http://www.motorcycledaily.com/18november08_apriliamanax.htm

 

[sycophuk]

the first gen ninja,s the bigger the uglier

 

[JO EBRMC]

Not sure what Aprilia is going for here... New Age Bobber? A possible competitor for that BMW LoRider concept?


http://www.motorcycledaily.com/18november08_apriliamanax.htm

Aside from the headlight, I'd gladly ride that. In fact, I think my next project will probably look something like it.

 

[Eldritch]

Good lord, they are fucking retarded.

Hey, man, Pee Wee Herman needs to ride too!

I feel like the giant Darth Vader pez dispenser really validates the bike.

 

[YZF450LE]

BMW Bond Bike

I mean jeebus reee-hhhheeeeeelllly

 

[Lupin]

I'd say the two ugliest bikes out there for me would be the Multistrada which just looks wonky, and the Buell Ulysses which I think looks like a stamped piece of plastic... I can't say a whole lot about other peoples motorcycles since a lot of people think I ride one ugly ass bike too.

I kind of like the Victory Vision. I think it's cool that Victory didn't make some cookie cutter HD bagger rip off, or a wannabe Goldwing. They have a look that certainly sets them apart.

 

[Desmodromic]

I think there are less attractive motorbikes but I don't think there are ugly ones (bar the ones that people do them self’s).

 

[DaineseDan]

Not sure what Aprilia is going for here... New Age Bobber? A possible competitor for that BMW LoRider concept?


http://www.motorcycledaily.com/18november08_apriliamanax.htm

Street tracker. I love me an Aprilia, but that thing isn't quite right. It would be a riot to ride though!

 

[Miss Fox]

 

[ST Guy]

This one?

 

[ST Guy]

Honda ST1100
Aprilia Tuono
Honda CX650

I have, or had, owned all of these. Although if you looked at a certain angle, with the right light they almost had a good side.

Oh, man.....you've hurt my feelings. The ST might not be pretty, but it ain't exactly ugly either.

 

[firstbuell]

who says the Buell 1125R is a turd?

I know Buells & I know turds -

the 1st foto is a tube-frame with gas tank in left saddlebag -
so much for the Trilogy-of-Tech's mass centralization, eh?

the 2nd is of a [local?] fuel-in-frame XB abomination -
the more closely you look, the worse it gets!