Arie
en garde
3 more days! 


I NEED a parrot.
weighs less than a parrot = she's a pirate.and,she's lighter than a parrot.....![]()
weighs less than a parrot = she's a pirate.
weighs less than a duck = she's a witch!


Yaaaarrrrr
I've got my parrot now, but WTF? He keeps trying to fly off my shoulder at the stop lights.
Duct tape helps combine pirate and motorcycle gear.
and ducte tape comes in many splendorous colours these days, aye

Arrrrrrr ya ready, boots?
Prepare to tighten the line, splice the mainbrace and shipshape yar chain for the Pirate Mutiny lest thine vessel be poxed!
No Quarter!
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deck, mateys!