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What Are You Thinking Of Right Now?

some individuals never dress for the getoff or lay down.

I remember a heavy backup in San Jose on 101 once where I saw a motorcycle on its side up against the center divide. Besides a CHP officer, there was a young man also standing there in torn shorts and torn T shirt. The skin on his back, legs, and arms looked like he’d made a trip or two through a giant cheese grater. I feel fairly confident that he never rode again without gearing up fully.
 
I’m thinking, it’s uncharitable, but somedays it feels like prison as I fall farther and farther behind.
 
Your lessons start March 17th-21st. You can watch live:

yeah - have worked with a lot of auctioneers, and i definitely know there’s no way in hell i could even fake it through that. wayyy above my skill set lol. my plan? go after the men in the crowd. get ‘em liquored up, laughing, and into a dick-wagging contest over who can blow the most cash on the desserts their wives donated. ‘come on, larry, you wanna be sleeping in the barn tonight if you let your wife’s cake go cheap? she’s watching you like a hawk! a mean one!’ that’s when the other dudes will jump in and bid larry up just to fuck with him.

it’ll either be super fun, or a full on disaster. as per usual when the crazies get together.
 
I am thinking I am glad that there's been no rain and that there's no wet weather in the forecast as I await my roof replacement.
I think that desensitization is real!
 
I am thinking it is pretty cool that dogs speak Klingon.

Kiddo's dropped their two off as they go to Pismo to celebrate their anniversary. Another kiddo spent the night so there were 5 dogs when I got home. 3 are quite large.

They all start going crazy when I get into the room and the kids are yelling at them and I just shout out
JURIIIIK JOK JOSH!!!!!
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All immediately shut up, my two and the anniversary couple's dogs sit and look at me. The wiener dog just walks off giving me an evil look. :laughing
 
I am thinking it is pretty cool that dogs speak Klingon.

Kiddo's dropped their two off as they go to Pismo to celebrate their anniversary. Another kiddo spent the night so there were 5 dogs when I got home. 3 are quite large.

They all start going crazy when I get into the room and the kids are yelling at them and I just shout out
JURIIIIK JOK JOSH!!!!!
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All immediately shut up, my two and the anniversary couple's dogs sit and look at me. The wiener dog just walks off giving me an evil look.:laughing
Nerd!!!!



I’m thinking I’m going to sleep hella late tomorrow.
 
I’m thinking, he built me a sewing room. I’m also thinking, boy Ami I ever sick of working.
 
We saw a vid by an interior designer who built sex rooms.
Gotta love the Internet.
 
Thinking, "phew" glad to be home

Rode my 500excf on a crazy ride yesterday.

50-60 downed trees to navigate on singletrack sidehills (area Isn't open yet, oops)
A few of them we really thought we were done, huge, multi tree piles, but we got past them all. I can't even believe it. So sketchy.
Much problem solving, bike dragging, lifting, tree dragging, and helping struggling rider lift fallen bike 30 times.
My 40' tow strap webbing I always carry saved the day numerous times
A small ride turned into 7 hours.
Exhaustion and strained back.

Phew
 
Tahoe xc closed
TD XC closing soon
Ski hills hanging on but will all have an earlier close than normal, TBD

My back yard I expect to be free of snow in 10-14 days or less, previous earliest melt for the yard was April 10 2022.

I'm headed to Mammoth for a long weekend of spring skiing

Get it while you can

My ride yesterday was out of Nevada City headed east towards chalk bluff. Definitely patches of snow here and there, but manageable, the trees were the challenge.
 
I am thinking it is pretty cool that dogs speak Klingon.

Kiddo's dropped their two off as they go to Pismo to celebrate their anniversary. Another kiddo spent the night so there were 5 dogs when I got home. 3 are quite large.

They all start going crazy when I get into the room and the kids are yelling at them and I just shout out
JURIIIIK JOK JOSH!!!!!
All immediately shut up, my two and the anniversary couple's dogs sit and look at me. The wiener dog just walks off giving me an evil look. :laughing


Reminds me of the Frasier episode where Frasier asks a coworker to translate Frasier’s speech he was going to give at his son’s bar mitzvah into Hebrew. His coworker was a bit pissed at Frasier so Frasier ended up unknowingly giving the speech in Klingon.
 
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